Padening

1. The act of performing a hobby on a higher level than the average hobbyist. Typically to an illegal extent.

2. Fast car logic; implied

Person 1: “This is getting problematic, did he go padening at the Lowe’s again?”

Person 2: “Yea. Didn’t you see him with the disassembled forklift on the roof of the Honda?”

by EvilKitty3000 July 12, 2025

Payneville Pancake Platter

When you have a lady flop her tits (the pancakes) on your knees, suck your dingaling (sausage) until you cum, and then she spits all the cum (syrup (or eggs if you’re trying to watch the calories)) on her tits and your dingaling. Licking the cum is not necessary, but strongly encouraged.

“Took that slut to Meade county and served that hoe a Payneville Pancake Platter at Abe’s Country Village”

by saltlifesailor69 September 22, 2025

B-Payne

Slang for a terrible pain in the backside.

Used to define an annoying friend or clingy person.

Derived from bacside pain, can be used to define anyone or any sort of annoying pain.

Used to describe something that constantly annoys you.

Example, "Did you drink all the beer? You're such a B-Payne"

Example, "You're so annoying. You cause me B-Payne".

Example, "Surely a free lift bruv?" ..."You're such a B-Payne"

by J-rock 1087 April 26, 2010

Corey Payne

he's the cutest, funniest person you will ever meet in your lifetime. if you ever come into contact with Corey Payne, don't push him into lockers or else he'll block you on Facebook. Corey is so cute and I love him so much. Wah.

"hey, who's that stud?"
"oh, that's just Corey Payne"

by dacoolestevah September 5, 2012

brandon payne

A fuck boy

He is such a brandon Payne

by badbitch4200025 September 17, 2016

mike paden

The single best Beam streamer in all of Beam

Did you see MPW last night? Mike Paden did AMAZING on the card.

by THEsd23 April 24, 2017

delanee payne

Delanee Payne is a very intelligent girl. She is very attractive, smart, laughs a lot, and it just a good person in general. I love her so much. She cares a lot about her friends, and her appearance. Most people call her names, but she always has her head up,. She is the best person in the world. And if you ever meet her, you don't ever want to let her go. Because she is someone u can rely on for the rest of your life. So u better treat her right, and don't let go of her. ( she is so date-able. But u have to be the right guy. She is a little scared of love, so always give her 2nd chances, because sometimes she does stupid things to the people she loves the most. Like let's them go. Aka, mainly guys. )

Ohh, I wish I could be more like Delanee Payne .

by Its_a_suprise October 12, 2017