a sexual act, not unlike the "bangladesh bomber", or the "funnel cake", or the "potato salad", or the "shoeless camel", named for the result of the nefarious act.
so youre doing this girl so hard, when you realize youre really hungry. crack an egg in her vag and light up your bunsen burner. apply to vagina. after a few good pounds in her ass, your omelet should pop out. if done correctly this omelet should be in the shape of northern africa.
so youre doing this girl so hard, when you realize youre really hungry. crack an egg in her vag and light up your bunsen burner. apply to vagina. after a few good pounds in her ass, your omelet should pop out. if done correctly this omelet should be in the shape of northern africa.
by hume 4th 2007 April 30, 2007
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(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)
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I had to go to the bathroom, so instead of giving her the standard omelet, I gave her the cheese omelet with extra cheese
by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007
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Get the new orleans saints mug.The woman bends over from a standing position. The man partially chews a raw whole avocado and three raw eggs and a handful of grated swiss cheese. Kneeling behind the woman, the man blows the mixture into her vagina. The two then fuck vigorously, with the man cuming insider her. The woman squats over a frying pan and pushes the mixture out of her vagina. The man cooks the mixture and they share the omelet on a sunny patio with mimosas and fresh fruit.
by Chef of the day May 9, 2010
Get the Monterey Omelet mug.An intense, unexpected, and downright brutal penetration of the butt, usually followed with the words "call the cops and i'll kill you." Rarely are victims assaulted with a human penis, but rather obtuse farm implements and household kitchen supplies. Performed regularly as gang initiation throughout America.
by Roger Earsex October 17, 2007
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