Onion eye

irritation of the eye due to onions being chopped nearby.

customer: give meh a burger with lots of onions noob
burger guy: ok that will be $2.99 plox
customer: wtf why is there a seahorse on here.
burger guy: sorry about that cant concentrate we got some serious onion eye back here.

by spoongar December 9, 2009

Ghetto Onion

A large, well-rounded pair of buttocks.
(Looks so good, it makes you wanna cry.)

Damn, look at tha fine ghetto onion on J.Lo! I got tears in my eyes!

by Gourmet Princess April 24, 2003

CENTER OF ELLIES ONION

The act of a D1 college baseball player trying to CRUSH a female intern.

Scott wishes he could place his dick in the Center of Ellies Onion

by The Squid 3 October 23, 2009

Onision

and idiot on YouTube who doesn't have anything better to do with his life than sit back and look at pictures of little girls in their underwear and make videos about how he's not a pedophile

Onision is a cuck

by Nuclear Kitten January 1, 2017

Onision

The king cuck of all cucks. He can out cuck any other cuck that passes him or starts shit.he was roasted by cuck prince leafyisqueer but out cucked him and was renamed cuck king.

all hail lord onision

by TheLegend270 March 1, 2017

great teacher onizuka

The teacher I would like to be.

Where do I pass the Furyo/Yankee exam?

by Shiro July 10, 2003

Blooming Onion

Placing one's fist into another's rectum (also known as fisting) and then proceeding to fanning open the hand and fingers, creating a blooming onion-like appearance.

I gave Kirk a blooming onion after he passed out.

by Taylor, B November 12, 2005