Norman's Cock

Norman's Cock was a battle during the invasion of Britain in 1066 by William the Conqueror. It was a particularly bloody battle, resulting in thousands of casualties on both the English and French sides. It is unknown where the name comes from, but it is believed to have been a misnomer from "Norman's Coq", ie, Chicken, the cowardly streak wrongly attributed to the French soldiers by the English.

Used slightly out of context these days, usually to gauge how bad something is.

When someone calls Marge "Duck", that's almost as bad as Norman's Cock.

by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

Normal for Taunton

Originally a term normally used in the UK by Medical Doctors for patients who may pass a sanity test in its strictest possible terms -a bit like the German cannibal that a psychiatrists recently deemed sane- but beyond that the person has declared open season on anything and everything that could be counted as reality.
The term is rapdly becoming the left/democrat equivalent of the 80's insult: 'Loony Left'

The Adam Smith Institute may well all have the advantages an Oxbridge education may bring. However spending more than a couple of moments in in the company of any in thier entourage, it becomes immediately apparent that they are quite normal -for Taunton.

by irritant January 7, 2004

Normal

What is normal if everyone is different?
Therefore normal doesn’t really exist.

but now normal is someone that fits in correctly in order to please society

Person1 did u know that he’s gay?
Person2 yeah it’s normal.

by Alex nelligan July 6, 2018

Normal Porn

Normal porn is the worse version of hentai.

It's the worse hentai.
That's normal porn.

by SHITFACE.ca May 3, 2022

Nermasturbate

When masturbation occurs while using a foam Nerf product. For example, a Nerf dart, or a Nerf sword. Hence, nermasturbate and/or nermasturbation.

Friend: Dude, is your penis bleeding?
Dude: Nah, bro. I just nermasturbated and got a nerf dart tag stuck in my urethra.
Friend: Whoa, cool!
Dude: Yeah, and the nerfoop net is suck in my anus.
Friend: Whoa, bogus...

by Uptown Dogg September 25, 2010

NormalHumanPeople

People who are normal, not so normal or abnormal. This applies to all people except for a few who are normal, and this is normal. We expect it.

Hey, stop licking yourself, there are NormalHumanPeople over there.

Joe - "I like peanut butter!"
Sally - "Oh, so you're NormalHumanPeople now?!?!"

Mike - "Your mom and dad are aliens!"
Cyrus - "No they're not. They're NormalHumanPeople. I'm gonna punch you out!"

Guy 1 - "Look over there, it's NormalHumanPeople."
Guy 2 - "Oh shit, hide your peanut butter."

by Max. Lunch August 26, 2010

normal human expression

Someone's shitty excuse for something dumb they did/ are doing

Don't rack on me for pouring milk before cereal, that just my normal human expression!

by Some ol' Hipster October 12, 2017