Midgephobic

A person who discriminates against Midgets or small people, or has a phobia of Midgets due to their short size.

Sarah doesn’t want to fuck Drake because he’s short, she’s midgephobic.

by Shark9 September 24, 2021

Midget Rich

Not a millionaire, but in the game with respectable salary and reasonable savings.

“At least a midget midget rich”

by Jsp05208 May 6, 2022

Midgeon

Midgeon describes the Midgeon Religion which includes TheMidgeon, SlipperyMidgeon, MadMidgeon, TheOtherMidgeon, KingMidgeon, SirMidgeon, GodMidgeon, ConfirmedMidgeon, SgtMidgeon, AnotherMidgeon, SnowyMidgeon and A_Midgeon.

I just joined the midgeon cult.

Shit, a midgeon just hit on my mom.

by HomosexualMidgeon August 7, 2022

Twister Midget

A young, trashy child that most likely lives in a trailer park.

I saw a crazy woman in Walmart the other day with her seven twister midgets.

by timbalanced December 9, 2009

Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.

Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

crimp midget mobile

a vehicle with a child's car seat or booster seat strapped into it.

my friend lets his little sister ride in her booster seat in the back of his crimp midget mobile.

by shane not nathaniel September 7, 2010

Maniacal Midget

A hyperactive child. Usually a child hyped up on a movie, sugar, or exciting event that then rampages around leaving a trail of destruction.

Manager: Sorry about the mess Joe, we had a maniacal midget loose in the store.
Joe: How did he get footprints six feet up the wall?!

by Bookstore Slave January 13, 2013