Monty Python

A huge, thick dick (over 12" long and 4" thick)

Marisa tried to accept MOCO's Monty Python to no avail; her twat was too tight!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

full monty

To whack off, jerk off, or jack off completely naked; minimum requirement is no shirt, pants at half-mast.

I just had a sweet full monty earlier today.

by Ryan April 10, 2005

moiya

Big cow

Whoa, did you hear that? I think it's Moiya's thighs clapping again.

by L. K. February 1, 2017

Moit

Moit, a women's sexual organ. The opening of the vagina.

Stick it in ya moit hole! cunt vagina gash fuck hole pussy vag

by alexisliving June 17, 2010

monty

a perverted shop assistant in "wants".
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.

is that monty by the fruit machine?
no i thought he's in czechoslovakia

by Andrew October 22, 2006

Montystein

Refers to action of taking smaller amounts of money that is left around by people. This can be in dollar bills or change, or a combination of both. The "classic" is $2, but it can be any amount.

Can be used as a verb or adverb.

I can't find my $2 I left for the paperboy. I've been montysteined.

I need some money. Maybe I will montystein this $.25 from the game of quarters last night.

I did not montystein you, the wind must have blown away your money you left under Heineken Light bottle.

I learned how to montystein from mikespace.

That kid is such a montystein.

by Mario Lemieux December 26, 2008

Montyism

Threatening to kill yourself in an attempt to gain attention and sympathy from your peers.

Michael commuted montyism the other night again. Nobody cared.

by iSlayAllDay July 31, 2016