mocker

shocker for a man:
it's when you make a 'o' shape with your first 3 fingers and your thumb, and have your pinky sticking out.
you then give the penis a handjob like motion with the 'o' shape and pop the pinky in the ass, making a popping sound.

I'm not usually homosexual, but i'd give him the mocker...

by Jabari October 17, 2004

mockstache

noun: a mustache that one has only to be joking around or belittling something or someone, hence the word mockery intertwined with mustache.

Person 1: Dude, I was trimming up my beard and decided to try out the mockstache.
Person 2: Nice man, it definitely plays.

or

Room 201 has the Mockstache Special, but they're only having them for a limited time.

by CheckMate Trellis February 26, 2010

Mocketdogs

Shoes that resemble the brand Rocketdogs, but are the generic brand.

Rick: I love your Rocketdogs!
Nalia: Oh thanks, I got these at Target. They're my mocketdogs.

by RickRickRick February 22, 2009

mocking my beans

Having someone scoff and doubt your intellegence out of turn or with no knowledge of the subject.

When I told my story about a 400lb stingray, Lonnie said "Ha not likely!" I said "are you mocking my beans?"

by luckylittleme June 18, 2009

macksimum

the maximum amount of hitting on a girl, borderline rape.

Charlie Sheen was macking to the macksimum when he date raped that girl.

by zazman09 December 7, 2010

Mock

its in the blood

that need deep down, to get drunk, break stuff, and embarass yourself

although its not embarassing

its too mint

I'M GONNA MAKE THE BIGGEST MOCK EVER.

by MockMaker101 September 28, 2010

swapping mock spit

The act of swapping "std's" with someone while you kiss or makeout.

I saw Joey swapping mock spits with Jane on Tuesday.

by Jamie Whit May 1, 2008