Gaydoni Mobile

Gaydoni’s hunk of shit pickup. Has to have a booster seat so the short fuck can see over the steering wheel. Liz used to be able to sit in the passenger seat now she BANNED from the Gaydoni Mobile.

Duud, have u seen Gaydoni recently?

Yeah duud, I saw him driving the Gaydoni Mobile last night getting all the duuds.

by OdurkOdurk69 September 8, 2021

Mobile Italian

When your partner cums on a pizza and you eat it while you drive

"hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*

"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"

by AP0TH30SIS August 16, 2021

Rice mobile

Any Japanese car or car not developed to be a racing car lowered about 6 inches and added custom rims on. Most popularly with a leopard skin draped over the hood, the typical MILF leopard print seats and a 2 foot spoiler on any part of the car. Modified with air intakes even though they would never need to have them since the car can't go that fast in the first place. Examples would be a 1998 scion cube with a spoiler and air intake. May be a 1994 Chevy Camaro but pimped out to the point you know the driver will be forever a virgin. And they sound like active suicide bombs, and would be taken out in a second if driven in New York.

"Look at that fucker driving his rice mobile(or ricewagon). I can hear him coming from 3 miles away. JORDAN and or GREGBORY KING

by randomclevername September 8, 2017

Sprint Mobile

Sprint Corporation was an American telecommunications company. Before it merged with T-Mobile US on April 1, 2020, it was the fourth-largest mobile network operator in the United States. Go fuck yourself T-mobile, now I can BARELY get a fucking signal.

"Sprint Mobile was nice"
"Yeah"

by Sprint MobileConnoisseur March 4, 2022

Mint mobile

One of the cheapest and best options when it comes to phone providers if you don't want to have a monthly payment and instead want to pay ahead of time.

I just switched from tracphone to Mint Mobile and it's surprisingly better.

by LizardInACan October 21, 2021

reich mobile

A large, tall, square SUV which resembles a military truck in Hitler's Third Reich.

I think of Hitler's Germany when I see a Reich Mobile.

by SingingLawyer May 18, 2016

mint mobile

The phone provider with a mascot that has more than 8 rule34 results, and 8 results too many

Mint Mobile User: wow I just got Mint Mobile
their furry artist friend: yeah I like it too but we can talk about that later

by xruser January 5, 2022