Smells like a mans ham

A funny smell that is familiar to the distinct odour of a mans genitalia.

What’s that smell, it smells like a mans ham.

by Rick Terror November 17, 2006

Married Mans Mongrel Maul

When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.

I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.

by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011

Mansfield Town

Small,scaby and home to bitter sad t**ts.

Stag Mad

by Jon January 28, 2004

Mansfield

Unit of Measurement for Awesomeness

wow, did you see those chicks making out in the hot tub. yeah, that was like 100 mansfields

by Shawn Tildawn August 6, 2006

mansbridge

A person who is keen to try things but can never be bothered to cross the first hurdle

Stop being a mansbridge,get down the gym and loose that gut dude!

by Chuck ensworth July 3, 2007

manserpent

The coolest, most holy, most amazing creature. Is one third man, one third serpent, one third man. Manserpents are only male, and have a mating call sounding like "Murrrrrr". The Manserpent dance includes shifting of the shoulders and arms in a rythmatic pattern. Manserpents travel mainly by flopping, through some can fly especially those of the "king man serpent" variety.

Manserpent: murrrrrrr
Other Manserpent: yes.

by Shantiago February 25, 2008

Mansfield Mudpuddle

The act of having anal sex with a woman from behind while she is shitting on the man's dick. Anal sex should continue until the mudpuddle is dry. Then it becomes a Lima Lakebed.
*Best results if woman is fed a laxative.

Man, last night Womp pounded his girlfriends Mansfield mudpuddle until it became a Lima Lakebed! It was totally tubular!

by Senior Musk October 10, 2006