Ethan Mitchell

a sexy beast who can make people cum by making eye contact with them.

1-"Look at that Ethan Mitchell over there!"
2-"I think I creamed my pants."
1-"It's okay I came twice."

by YourFriendsMom69 October 6, 2010

The Mitchell

1. A prime specimen with an -anti- nature.
2. A dandy fellow indeed who is ready to kick ass and take names.
3. One who emits an aura of orgasmic delight.

OMG there goes The Mitchell coming to take me and show my virgin body seven different kinds of heaven.

The Mitchell is a cutie pie. I concur indeed.

Does The Mitchell look like a bitch? NO. Then don't try to fuck him like a bitch.

by your bitch February 16, 2005

Liam Mitchell

Liam be lookin like a thicc snak over their

He looked like a big impaloofa, some day he might be lookin like a whole meal!! He be lovin them Santa hat and his CoD games gettin all thos snacks and ladies,

Liam Mitchell: a man that looks like a snack

by O-Dog May 2, 2018

Sam Mitchell

When you go to a strip club for the first time and fall in love with one of the strippers

Damn dude Peter went full Sam Mitchell last night at the strip club.

by Gunny-Guy February 16, 2018

mr.mitchell

The literal meaning of depression also known as the opposite of the American dream

Don’t be a Mr.Mitchell

by Ant123abc May 16, 2018

Glyce Mitchell

Glyce Mitchell is one of the nicest people you will ever meet and is insane at school. He also has a unique voice which is still pretty cool.

Glyce Mitchell got a 300 on his NWEA test. He got a 1600 SAT and a 4.0 GPA and he will still very nice about it.

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** January 1, 2022

Mysterious Mitchell

Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.

I wonder if it was Heath that sent my that mysterious mitchell on my birthday.

by Don Everest April 4, 2005