Big Midget

somebody who is bigger than the average midget, but smaller than the average person

omg look its that Big Midget from Fold!!

by BM-Fold February 13, 2009

midget slayer

one who's own phobia of midgets causes them to commit acts of violence toward little people sometimes resulting in death, paralysis, or erectile disfunction. midget slayers can be found hanging out at truckstops, casinos, carnivals, or other places where little people are common.

i once knew a midget slayer named chris who was sodomized so many times and ate the hearts of so many midgets that he now poops blood

by h0gan September 11, 2008

Crib midget

A baby or someone who resembles a baby due to them being extremely short. Can also be a someone who is very annoying and never stops.

Chuckie Cheese is full of crib midgets

by Runks February 2, 2008

Midget Shortstack

5 or more Indian Men, less than 4 feet tall, stacked on eachother, slathered with gravy or maple syrup

T-Series=Midget Shortstack

by Indian Man 565 March 19, 2019

midget earmuffs

A synonym for boobs as used by Robert Lund in the song "99 Words for Boobs".

Also known as ta-tas, titties, orbs, frontal lobes, double lattes, siamese twins...etc.

Look at that babes midget earmuffs.

by C Weiss March 29, 2008

midget fist

When a woman has large erect nipples.

Wow those girls tits look like midget fists.

by earn7 March 31, 2009

Midget Baby

A regular sized baby.

Look at that midget baby.

You are being a fucking midget baby!

by Dan Rather December 13, 2008