Mende

A cutie patooty

Did you see that girl? She’s such a Mende!

by Youngmetronome June 19, 2019

meater

Someone who goes fishing only to catch food and not for the sport.

Used derisively by sport fishermen.

"That guy hasn't put anything back all day. What a meater."

by Andrew July 2, 2004

coffee cup of melted Velveeta

A phrase that refers jokingly to a comfort food, usually drank/drunk or eaten with a large spoon. Can be used in a derogatory fashion as well, especially when referring to cheese-sloth. Both men and women, mostly from the Southern portions of the U.S., but elsewhere around the world as well, tend to eat large amounts of Velveeta cheese, usually in a dish called queso, but in other forms as well. Larger women from the South sometimes microwave a coffee cup of melted Velveeta when they're on their period and drink it when it's cooled enough, like a shot of alcohol, in one quick slurp, or sometimes, slowly, that is, if they're deeply engendered in their cheese-slothness.

Buddy #1: 'Guess what grease-puss did today, dude?'
Buddy #2: 'Not another coffee cup of melted Velveeta?

Buddy #1: 'Did she slurp it or spoon it?
Buddy #2: 'You know old cheese-sloth, on the rag again, so, totally slurped it, man, again....'
Buddy #1: 'Gross, man, what a fat-assed slag.'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Mantercourse

The act of two men having butt sex.

Person 1: Hey bud what happened to you last night?

Person 2: I met this amazing guy and we went back to his place and had Mantercourse.

by JBordo24 October 22, 2010

Melted gum

Ejaculating in ones pants. Referring to when you wash your pants and you leave gum in it. When you take it out, it's a slimy mess.

"Dude, I just gave my girlfriend melted gum". "No way, I bet she was pissed when she went to grab her phone out of her pocket"!

by EagerMcBeaver772 October 26, 2011

meaterial

The stuff Lady Gaga has her clothes made from

- Wow, looks how cool Lady Gaga's clothes look!
- Yeah, they're made from the finest meaterial.

by Contro-colvin October 4, 2012

Manterpret

A guy's ability to see any situation as potentially leading to sex.

The waitress said, "I'm Julia and I'll be your server tonight." Jay turned to his friend and said, "she wants me." The friend said, "You manterpret everything."

by Baileywick November 17, 2016