Batting balls around with another guy
Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.
You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring
It really shouldn't even be a thing
Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.
You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring
It really shouldn't even be a thing
Tennis player: Hey do you want to watch my mens tennis match?
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!
by Mandog098 February 5, 2014
Get the mens tennismug. Literally, men from Asia. The term informally refers also to men of Asian ancestry regardless of nationality, in the manner of "White," "Black," and "Hispanic." Discussing "Asian men" per se can be a tangly endeavor because various issues relating to Asian peoples are slowly gaining awareness and inevitably will have some broad-range effect within society.
One issue is sex: there is an unmistakable discrepancy between customary perceptions of Asian women and men. Urban Dictionary exemplifies this. While its multiple definitions of "Asian women" praise Asian women's attractiveness in absolute terms, and even "Asian" itself has long meant "the race with the hottest girls," analogous descriptions of Asian men are conspicuously absent.
This discrepancy, alongside the glut of derogatory entries for "Asian penis" and its synonyms (q.v.), simply evinces society's pervasive distortion of Asian manhood (rank emasculation) and even of Asian womanhood (rank sexualization, an arguable but limited advantage). To add a definition of "Asian men" at all, then, is to begin lifting a veil of ignorance that more comfortably has hung over the face.
The truth is simple. If Asian women are beautiful and vital, then so are Asian men, simply because every group runs its full gamut. Thus, to dispense with clichéd misconceptions of Asian men (among others) is to benefit the self immeasurably, for only with eyes cleared of dust and gunk can one access all there is to be seen.
One issue is sex: there is an unmistakable discrepancy between customary perceptions of Asian women and men. Urban Dictionary exemplifies this. While its multiple definitions of "Asian women" praise Asian women's attractiveness in absolute terms, and even "Asian" itself has long meant "the race with the hottest girls," analogous descriptions of Asian men are conspicuously absent.
This discrepancy, alongside the glut of derogatory entries for "Asian penis" and its synonyms (q.v.), simply evinces society's pervasive distortion of Asian manhood (rank emasculation) and even of Asian womanhood (rank sexualization, an arguable but limited advantage). To add a definition of "Asian men" at all, then, is to begin lifting a veil of ignorance that more comfortably has hung over the face.
The truth is simple. If Asian women are beautiful and vital, then so are Asian men, simply because every group runs its full gamut. Thus, to dispense with clichéd misconceptions of Asian men (among others) is to benefit the self immeasurably, for only with eyes cleared of dust and gunk can one access all there is to be seen.
by lichno May 19, 2018
Get the Asian menmug. by harlodjordan December 6, 2009
Get the Raining Menmug. by hondureño504 July 23, 2019
Get the honduren menmug. by chung chung August 1, 2004
Get the girly menmug. One with Y & X chromosome the majority of which especially on UD deserve to be skinned, castrated & buried alive and you can see them having posted absolute delusional rude nonsense about women or copying a retarded turd like themselve's post about outdated offensive jokes about women in kitchen or whatever. They are the population that will benefit everyone if they just turn into dust and never exist since they're giving men in general a very bad reputation too and making everyone including decent males to want them DEAD. The bunch deserved to be aborted once they were in their mothers' wombs but their mothers (for some non-understandable strange reason) had mercy on them. They are the bunch that make the #Kill All Men trend/movement seem very reasonable & constructive and one of the solutions for mankind to make progress and have a happy life on earth. Nature agrees by killing such "men" much sooner than men who are their mothers', wives', gfs',etc sweethearts. May none of us sane ones see them, make them, tolerate them or raise them. May women ignore such mentally sick useless schizos & not mind such mentally handicapped ones and their mumbles, ever.
If a lunatic ugly incel man bothers you, aim well, use your punch or kick, gather all your strength and strike on the crutch area with all you got. To be on the safe side, repeat the move as many times as you see fit. It will stop them because as unfair as it is, like sane men, they have junks too, as small as they come.
If a lunatic ugly incel man bothers you, aim well, use your punch or kick, gather all your strength and strike on the crutch area with all you got. To be on the safe side, repeat the move as many times as you see fit. It will stop them because as unfair as it is, like sane men, they have junks too, as small as they come.
Friend: Ok, if we could get rid of one group on earth for good, which one would you choose? Felons? Bad rulers? Rapists? Evil retarded ones, bad parents?
Me: Men. That includes all of them.
Me: Men. That includes all of them.
by Prince Zolox May 6, 2019
Get the Menmug. A ridiculous accusation made by women whenever they encounter a male thought or behavior they don't understand or agree with. Especially ironic when used (as it most commonly is) by women who are more than a little overweight.
"Last night, Gary came home with some fancy lingere. Can you believe he actually thought I would be glad he bought me clothes?"
"Ugh. Men are such pigs."
"Sam keeps on telling me how beautiful I am, and how much he'd love to spend more time with me. I think he really likes me."
"Oh please. All men are pigs. He just wants to get in your pants."
"Ugh. Men are such pigs."
"Sam keeps on telling me how beautiful I am, and how much he'd love to spend more time with me. I think he really likes me."
"Oh please. All men are pigs. He just wants to get in your pants."
by zilog May 27, 2006
Get the men are pigsmug.