dirty massage chair

Two vibrating bullets in her pussy and your dick in her ass.

Went home with a girl from the bar and she let me enjoy a dirty massage chair.

by 2fast2flaccid February 3, 2022

massage gun

the free autoclicker

me: dang my computer is too trash to have a autoclicker oh i know imma use a massage gun

by green screen kid hater April 11, 2025

Stinky Massage

When a massage gun is repeatedly shoved in the anus forcing them to shit all over the floor then watch the pet dog clean it up for them

"im going to give myself a stinky massage"

by PedroLima123Brazil June 23, 2025

Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.

Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.

by Hunky bear junior June 17, 2022

deluXXXe massage

A non-subtle, innuendoization of 'deluxe massage' (the act of eating someone's ass while massaging their back and/or extremities) which obviously hints to it's sexual nature.

I texted that girl from the party and said I'd give her a 'deluXXXe massage' later tonight. I doubt show knows how that works, but she definitely knows it'll be a good time.

by Emperor Megas March 14, 2014

Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.

Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.

by anonymous May 14, 2022

Text massage

Messages sent to someone or others to emotionally support their decisions.

(Giving a text massage)

(Giving a text massage)

Ex. It's ok Becky if you ate a whole tray of cupcakes. You can start again tomorrow.

by Granmeyer August 11, 2018