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Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.
Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery
by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019
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polish massage

Verb

Driving a motor vehicle over or along the rumble strips, reflective lane markers, or in some cases highway drainage grooves to simulate the vibrating and kneading effect of a massage, either intentionally or inadvertently.
Daniel waited until the last passenger in the van had nodded off to drift over to the rumble strips and shook everyone awake, he enjoyed the Polish Massage, but each of his passengers hated him for it.

Gary winced at the Polish Massage, when he felt like his fillings were being shaken out as his boyfriend steered the motorcycle they were riding over the rain grooves on the country road.
by Lester'sTesticle August 13, 2017
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Serbian ASS Massage

A Serbian ass massage is a sexual pleasing act in which a male(or female) companion sticks their thumb in your rectum and stimulates your "male G spot" while also massaging your balls and *optionally* giving you a handjob or a blowjob.
P1:Kyle told me he got a serbian ass massage by a random chick last night.
P2:Imagine how good it feels.
by Piggas in Naris March 12, 2023
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massage gun

me: dang my computer is too trash to have a autoclicker oh i know imma use a massage gun
by green screen kid hater April 11, 2025
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dirty massage chair

Two vibrating bullets in her pussy and your dick in her ass.
Went home with a girl from the bar and she let me enjoy a dirty massage chair.
by 2fast2flaccid February 3, 2022
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Stinky Massage

When a massage gun is repeatedly shoved in the anus forcing them to shit all over the floor then watch the pet dog clean it up for them
by PedroLima123Brazil June 23, 2025
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Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.
Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.
by Hunky bear junior June 17, 2022
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