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speed limit

An arbitrarily set 'maximum legal speed of travel' that is almost always disobeyed, except in horrible conditions. However, even then, you'll find some still ignoring it. Nonetheless, only the latter in dangerous, and speed limits serve little purpose aside from bringing in revenue. Used also as an excuse for stupid drivers to be able to stay on the road as long as they 'obey the law'. Remember, speed doesn't kill people, people kill people. Aggressive drivers tend to speed a lot but not all speeders are aggressive. The autobahn in Germany has a lesser accident rate than almost every US highway and this includes many out of country drivers (Austria mostly) that are far more dangerous. Out in the midwest, people are usually more laid back, so they drive closer to the limit (though usually slightly above still).

In the east and west, people are usually going 10-15 above (sometimes more in areas with even lower limits). This is great for city and state coffers because people who are only going 5-10 above the usual traffic speed (often to pass) are ticketed for 20, sometimes 25 over the limit. It's also a very easy way to profile certain groups because everyone is already speeding anyway. Realistic limits, or better yet, no speed limits might cause a few idiots to run off the road, but most slow drivers AND fast drivers go the speed they do because they are not comfortable with any faster. Keep right unless you are passing or have nowhere else to drive.

So, next time you get pulled over, remember that you're just being taxed further. Unless of course, you were weaving through traffic like an asshole and really deserved it. However, most people ticketed are just average Joes attempting to get from point A to point B. There's little evidence that speed limits actually increase 'safety'. The assholes who cut people off and fail to use turn signals are the real danger, not speeders.

Also, 'enforcing' these limits is a waste of time, waste of our money, and a danger to police officers who sit on the median and the drivers who panic when they see them.
I went the speed limit because it was pouring rain.

50 mph? What the fuck? Should be more like 75 mph, AT LEAST.
by Shadow Creator January 11, 2008
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lime crush

A fascination with a particular person that has one exhibiting strange behavior; some examples are the inability to eat, butterflies, a lack of sleep, dreams involving or containing said person, laughing out loud spontaneously without a reason, and constant thoughts of said person. Usually affiliated with a limerent object, an object of lust, or an object of desire (some examples include celebrities, classmates and so on).
"Ryan is so dreamy! He's my lime crush!"
by Andrea_Philstrom29 June 13, 2008
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Speed Limit Demon

Refers to a driver who insists on driving only at the speed limit and no faster, regardless of the current driving conditions or lane. Usually encountered when one is late or in a hurry. Variant of the term Speed Demon.
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind some Speed Limit Demon in the fast lane.
by Winston Zedimore February 22, 2005
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anti-limerick

Starts off like a limerick, but ends more awesomer.
One person: "Hi! Can you give me an example of an anti-limerick?"
Another, better person: "Yes:

Now straight along Albany Street
Where the Clubs and Societies meet
You can learn Mandarin,
Dance or boxing within
I’m going to learn Salsa, because I like corn chips."
by chrisdouche March 18, 2011
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rush limbaugh

a wacko conservative blowhard talkshow host who like's to talk out of his ass.
doesnt rush limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guy's who like's to lay in a tub while other men pee on him?

cheney, bush and rumsfeld just standing around pissing all over him and his little piggly wiggly dick cant get hard, so they have to bring in barbra bush who take's her pearls off and shoves them up his ass, she squats over him and takes off her girdel as her wrinkeled labia drop's down to her knee's. she drops a link into his mouth then his dick gets half hard, a clear bubble forms at the end with a maggot inside, the maggot pops the bubble and run's off and joins a prolife group somewhere.

rush limbaugh is a scat muncher
by bill hick's November 26, 2006
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Rush Limbaugh

A drug-addled gasbag. He has millions of listeners and millions of dollars but somehow is not part of the "mainstream media".
I was listening to that drug-addled gasbag Rush Limbaugh yesterday and he pissed me off so much I chucked my radio out the window.
by Flavin June 19, 2006
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Limavegas

Kitschy name for Limavady a small town in County Londonderry, Northern Ireland with a population of c12,000. It was given this name as joke in the early noughties due to the fact it was woefully dull and boring.
Hey guys were you out in Limavegas last night?
by DrZoose February 24, 2011
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