Dick Laportapottie

What happens when you cross premature ejaculation with a temporary toilet facility.

I was baning this bitch in the porta-john and I had to read the writing on the wall so I wouldn't have a Dick Laportapottie.

by pee-NuT December 1, 2007

Danielle Lapierre

A wonderful girl with a great personality. She's amazingly pretty and super nice and extremely lovable. She's awesomely funny and smart too!

That girl is awesome she must be a Danielle Lapierre

by Jigsaw's Rack November 29, 2012

Sophie Lapierre

tendance to be an LG. Wears lots of pink and dresses far under her true age.

a girl walks in wearing a pair of pink raybands and short-shorts. "Wow, what a Sophie Lapierre!"

by TheDustBin May 23, 2013

dan lapidus

sexiest ginger in town
know him
or ur not quiche
get with it
he likes to ride horses
and to play the fiddle

Yo are you going to the Dan Lapidus house? I heard all the quiche people will be there.
refer to booty for reference

by muffaka January 10, 2014

dappy lapkins

When spooning with your significant other and they fart on your balls.

After eating 6 cheese biscuits, I couldn't help but to dappy Lapkins my man most of the night.

by Jillydillyo December 18, 2017

jungle lapping

Licking sweating vag or balls in a Columbian jungle

I did some Jungle Lapping with Aubrey in Colombia after railing a gram

by .5 House January 24, 2019

Time Lapsing

The process of rising and falling in the political (time/space) hyper speed world.

It only took a (political) TIME LAPSING to see the powerful candidate become a negative meme with no real support.

by Major Thomas Randle March 17, 2019