koale

An asshole who is self obsessed and drives a fuckboy truck... must i say anything more?

Ugh there goes koale.

by Gabannmac April 11, 2018

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

koad

Stands for Keel Over And Die; used to denote importance.

"I need a ride to the mall, but it's not koad." i.e. "...but it's not (of keel over and die importance)."

by Chaz Carson November 2, 2008

Koala Wank

Where a girl effectivley hugs the penis similar to the tit wank but with more cwtching. Similar to how a koala climbs a tree

Patch: "dude i got a dutch rudder last night!"
Jamie: " thats nothing i got a koala wank!!!"

by BlossomFM&TheWalrus November 24, 2009

Koanch

This can mean two things; a name given to someone when you are calling them or it can be used to replace a verb that only you and the person you are talking to will understand.

"Hey what up koanch"
Or
While talking to your friend you don't want people to know what you are going to do so you say "Are you still down to go koanching later?"

by XxOpticQuickscopeSwagYOLOxX March 5, 2013

koalie

Fucking emo bitch that’s gay asf, rude asf, and depressed asf. Fortunately, I love her very much and her music taste is pretty rad, my dude. Unfortunately, she has to put up with me when I’m really sleepy and even though she says she doesn’t love me, I think deep down Inside of that cold heart, she loves me.

I shoulda been named Koalie.

by Nonexistent December 8, 2017

koala sloth

Joey kidney's way of hugging someone

It can be hard to koala sloth.

by Whyhathmygodforsakenme April 28, 2019