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Jonathan'd

The act of indulging in a range of Class A drugs whilst trying to socialise, communicate and mingle with a range of characters in a civilised fashion- and failing miserably. Said act usually would be found taking place around many of the bars around the Finnieston area of Glasgow's westend
The cunt was as high as kite, he was proper Jonathan'd!

The cunt was chewing wasps, he was in full-on Jonathan mode!
by @bubbleteeth June 15, 2019
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JonathanSaurasRex

A short name for John or Jonathan
Hey JonathanSaurasRex
by ILUV ACE FAM July 10, 2019
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Jonathan

Jonathan's are wonderful people. They are usually tall and slender. They are really good at football and are good people. Sometimes they break their bones but they heal fast because they are troopers. They can be in a school band too. They are very adorable and attractive also. They tend to have a medium deep voice. If you are friends with a Jonathan then you are a lucky person
Random person: wow is that Jonathan?

Another random person: yeah he is just so cute!! He broke his hand today. But he will be ok.
by Ratty baddie October 2, 2019
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Jonathan

a Jonathan is a man I could never let go of. he's adorable, nice, charming, beautiful. his smile lights up the world like nothin else. no matter how sad, angry, depreso expreso, you are he can always light up your mood. his laugh is contagious, you can never be sad w him. He's an all around giddy person anyone would love to have in their life.
person: your friends with Jonathan lucky!
person 2: ikr
by urmomthabom.com October 20, 2019
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Jonathan flaum

Has a massive cock and is crazy with the ladies
I couldn’t even fit Jonathan flaums cock in my mouth last night
by Maxi pad man November 16, 2019
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Jonathan

Jonathan is the cutest, sweetest, most innocent boy you will ever meet. He is just so cute! Jonathans tend to be talented, smart and love music, they normally have a bit of a dodgy hair cut but that’s ok he’s still adorable. Jonathans can be a bit weird sometimes and tend to burst into song at random times, they normally have brown or black hair. Jonathans make great friends because they are compassionate, caring and very easy to talk to! If you have a Jonathan in your life, consider yourself lucky because they are very rare and should be treasured. Jonathans dont tend to be sporty guys, they are more of a musical guy, Jonathan gets all the ladies because he is so cute and innocent. Everyone loves Jonathan!
girl- omg have you seem Jonathan!? He’s so cute

girl 2- ikr he’s so innocent and he is so nice
by a.random.urban.dictionary.bish December 12, 2019
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Jonathan

A great kid, but absolute hoe at the same time. He goes for every girl he knows and tries to date them immediately. He likes to hit on all girls and sometimes be very disrespectful to them.
by Applesause December 30, 2019
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