Jerky Turkey

For a man to have his penis go limb when he see's someone who is sexually attractive.

Tom had a Jerky Turkey when he saw jessica Alba in a bikini.

by LolzMan101 September 11, 2011

Jerkyfoot

the point when a guy is about to orgasm and he is trying to hold on a little bit longer and his feet start to jerk with strain.

When he starts to get the jerkyfoot i know sex is just about over.

by beazleybee December 11, 2012

jerkyish

Feeling in the mood to be a jerk. Unusually in the mood to be one. Especially to girls.

I'm feeling unusually jerkyish tonight.

by Bjh September 16, 2013

Jerkadent

Jerkadent: an accident caused by a JERK who wasn't paying attention, was under the influence of alcohol or drugs, talking on ones cell phone/and or texting, driving a vehicle at a rapid speed well above the posted speed limit, and causes an ACCIDENT. This no longer becomes an accident, it is a JERKADENT.

Joe is driving home from the bar wasted, going 65MPH in a 50MPH Zone, Joes booty call rings up, he answers, and proceeds to text his buddies that he is going to get lucky.

Meanwhile Sally is driving home from the late shift at Mcdonalds. She drives through a posted GREEN light, when BAM Joe (busy texing) t-bones her.

This causes a JERKADENT. It isn't an accident because Joe was being a complete dick JERK!! Accidents are mistakes, JERKADENTS are accidents caused by careless losers.

by Caylene Alexis October 18, 2013

Jerkadextrous

One who is able to jerk off effectively with either hand.

He broke his right arm, so he's lucky he's jerkadextrous!

by PikdudeTheLegend December 14, 2016

jernaysha

A woman with power and telepathy. She walks with her head high and smile wide. Jernaysha is a human lie detector. She slaps a cunt bitch when needed, and she makes it known that she gives zero fucks about what others think. Jernaysha is a bomb ass bitch times 10.

That bitch think she is a Jernaysha, look how she slapped that cunt bitch.

by jemaga lundi June 13, 2017

jerkynoob

jerkynoob

As it is known, he is new to the game and knows nothing and has nothing, nor does he know how to play or move at all.

A guy who's stupid and he's new to the game, meaning he has nothing in the game and he's stupid

Noob: I have nothing! Hey how do I move in a game?
Person: Hey little kid! you're such a jerkynoob!

jerkynoob

such a jerkynoob

by marcus notch October 3, 2017