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jerkyish 

Feeling in the mood to be a jerk. Unusually in the mood to be one. Especially to girls.
I'm feeling unusually jerkyish tonight.
jerkyish by Bjh September 16, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
1.) being stupid, or being a jerk.

2.) in a jacking off mood.
Mann last night I was in a jerkish mood, so I whacked off to a playboy.
Jerkish by 123456789:) March 25, 2010
to do something that a jerk would do
Stop acting jerkish, Paul!
jerkish by Neo Harlequin March 17, 2005

Jerkfish 

Someone who is acting like a jerk–– used in more playful terms than to truly insult the jerk-like character.

Can also be used for other adjectives: (DORKfish, LAMEfish, MEANfish, etc.)
JoeBobSmith was poking fun at my pwned state, so I said he was a jerkfish.
Jerkfish by HalfRainbow January 11, 2009

Jerkish Delight 

A nude that you're pleased to have received

Synonyms: Mude
got me some jerkish delight from tinder, feeling lucky
Jerkish Delight by thebigjc. August 24, 2020

Jerkfish 

Jerkfish is a fabled aquatic creature that eats lures but has never been caught
Jerkfish must be living in this lake; I wasted all my lures but caught nothing.
Jerkfish by workinghettorix October 20, 2009
Is when a person is rude but at the same time nice because of the inflection in their voice.most of the time used aginst one of the mean girls.
Yo that cheeraleader is so jerkish!
jerkish by orcas and giggles October 8, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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