iPod Touch

(noun) a decent music player that usualy used for it internet pornagraphy capabilities among teenagers

Bill: "Hey dude, i got grounded for being caught watchin porn on my PC"
Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught."
Bill: "fuck you"

by smokey-mcpot February 4, 2009

Iphi

a sexy beast

who loves to party and to read
awesome artist

omigod chanelle was such an iphi last night!!!

by Home Dawwggg August 7, 2007

ipod with benefits

an iphone thats service has been turned off due to ones father hating them.

once the service is turned off, you now have whats called an iphone with benefits also known as an imposter"

it can also be used as an excuse for not giving a guy your number.

the benefits include: camera, digital voice recorder, the inability to use apps that require internet being that wifi gets shitty connection, the thickness of an iphone with the brain of an ipad nano (see ipad nano)

"hey babe, whats your number?"
"oh i dont have a phone"
"oh really whats that in your pocket? sure looks like an iphone to me"
"its actually an ipod with benefits"
"speaking of benefits-"
"please shut the hell up and go away."

by lamalamalana April 10, 2010

iPhone asshole

Any person who has an iPhone but strictly refuses to let anyone else use it for any reason (internet, apps, etc.)

Mike: I need to look something up on the internet. Dante, can I use your iPhone?

Dante: No.

Mike: Your an iPhone Asshole.

by jfk83415 February 8, 2009

IPD

IPD is the top Volvo parts supplier in the world. They have been around since 1963 and also sell replacement parts for other vehicles under WPD.

I buy all my Volvo parts from IPD

by jinglebells999 February 7, 2019

IPad Kid

A child who is very annoying and has no thoughts in their brain. They are constantly watching their greasy iPad that their parents got them to distract them from the divorce. The child has no social skills and will definitely get bullied in school.

-“Wanna babysit Evan?”
-“No way. He’s a gross little iPad kid.”

by CLG4L0019 December 5, 2021

Ipso Facto

Ipso facto is a philosophical term. It is Latin for "by that very fact".

'You work for the bank. The bank works for me. Ipso facto, I'm your boss.'
--Ben Stiller in "Dodgeball"

by I L August 10, 2005