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Hoser

A word your cunt roommate uses when she doesn't get her way and wants to sulk like a bitch.
Dude... pretty sure Paula just called us hosers.
by SuckMyFatBlackCock2012 November 4, 2011
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A Hoser is mostley used amongst canadians and refered to as slang for a Canadian,
It was popular bacause of the act of seifening gas from someone eles car, because canadians cant afford gas.
Then used alot by the actors Doug and Bob,
Hey what are you doing to my car,..
What? Get the fuck outa there! you fucking hooser!!

doug and bobs telve days of christmas song

Doug- Look out the window!
Bob- Where?! Whadda ya doing?
Doug- Snow, hosehead.
Bob- Wha? Oh, it's the Great White North, and it's snowing, cause it's Christmas time. Hey, hoser!
Doug- What?
Bob- Here's a quiz. Quiz for Doug.
Doug- Okay, I have my thinking touque on.
Bob- Yeah, right. What are the twelve days of Christmas? Cause, figure it out, right. Christmas is when?
Doug- Uh, the 25th.
Bob- Right, and what's the 24th, Christmas Eve, right? So, that's two. And then, what's after that?
Doug- Um... Uh, Wrestling Day.
Bob- No. Get out.
Doug- Boxing Day, yeah, yeah.
Bob- That's three. Then what's after that? Nothing.
Doug- New Year's.
Bob- Four. And what's...
Doug- New Year's Eve.
Bob- Five. Where do you get twelve?
Doug- Uh... There's two Saturdays and Sundays in there, that's four. That's nine. And, three other days, which I believe are the mystery days
by dumbhoser February 16, 2009
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Tree huger

One. Who is like an enviormentalis
a person who loves trees
Most likely a democrat
A. Tree huger would be the kind that would hold a protest to save the rain forest
by William mosteller April 24, 2008
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Corn Husker

Following the Iowa Supreme Court ruling allowing same-sex marriage (April 2009), the term refers to gay males.
Friend: “Iowa passed a gay-marriage law?! can they be more liberal then California??”

Me: “Apparently so, with a large corn husker community
by JonKitsune April 5, 2009
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Hubert

the most boring, neutral, banal person and name ever created. You cannot moan Hubert
"Hubert, the most boring, banal name ever created"
-Shakespere 2021
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Huseyin Gozel

by Steven Nagy July 14, 2003
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hoser

loser, jerk, moron, ECT.

a complete and total moron.

a person lacking intelect.
OMG Bob is a total hoser!
by Niko-las Morato April 17, 2006
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