hump music

Music appropriate for sex, such as that by Marvin Gaye and Barry White. Also the incidental music in pornographic movies, often very cheap disco.

I got five whole CD's of hump music for when my wife and I celebrate our wedding anniversary.

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

Speed Hump

A girl that a guy got with over a year ago that cock blocks him with all her friends

Man I'm trying to take out Jane, just gotta get past the speed hump somehow.

by Tizzuck February 6, 2010

Dry humping

Humping someone with your clothes on.

Joe costa was dry humping scott just last night.

by Edward March 4, 2003

hump butter

cum, nut... etc usually used sarcastically between recently pubescent teens or really drunk adults

i spread my hump butter on her muffin

by nate March 28, 2005

speed hump

A diamond shaped street sign indicating bumps in the road ahead in an attempt to slow drivers. Also, the act of having sex in a very fast paced jack rabbit like motion.

Slow down! The speed humps ahead will mess up your car yo.

We were running super late to the fiesta so Keisha and I had to speed hump in the shower yo.

Cory is such a speed humper.... we were done in like eight seconds!

by Bear Number 1 July 22, 2007

hump-catting

A side effect of Powerthirst.

Dude, I just chugged a powerthirst, and now I can't stop HUMP-CATTING!

by Tommy Thompson October 31, 2007

J Humped

A state of extreme inebriation. The act of getting white girl wasted and losing all grasp of reality. One who exhibits loss of inhibitions and sometimes displays violent tendencies along with altered speech and mumbling rants.

Synonyms: hammered drunk, pirate eyed, shitfaced, wasted

I went to the bar last night and came home with no clothes, I was totally J Humped.

Let's all get J Humped and puke in the bushes!!

Getting J Humped makes one of my eyes close, I look like a friggn' pirate.

by Mr. Steak&Cheese August 5, 2011