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(Her - Bert) The generic term used to describe moronic sub-humans who loiter around outside tacky fast food resteraunts and off licences. The term can be used in conjunction chavs and janners.
As a social class the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they can be intimidating bastards who will try to ponce anything from cigarettes to small change off you.
Herberts are not only recognisable by their shitty dress sense they are also borderline Neanderthals. They possess no grasp of wit or irony - they are proud of there ignorance and take pleasure in insulting anyone with a grain more intelligence than they possess. I imagine that's why they are so obnoxious to everyone...
As a social class the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they can be intimidating bastards who will try to ponce anything from cigarettes to small change off you.
Herberts are not only recognisable by their shitty dress sense they are also borderline Neanderthals. They possess no grasp of wit or irony - they are proud of there ignorance and take pleasure in insulting anyone with a grain more intelligence than they possess. I imagine that's why they are so obnoxious to everyone...
I was walking past the off-licence at 10 last night and i encountered a group of herberts - one stood up next to me and demanded that i blix my watch to him.
I pushed him over and stampted on his head 18 times... At this point a police officer stopped me and took over.
I pushed him over and stampted on his head 18 times... At this point a police officer stopped me and took over.
by Marwick84 September 30, 2005
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origin: root- herb; meaning weed. suffix- ana; coming from the word nirvana, meaning a state of happiness.
i created this word to replace the overused, but not over-smoked words meaning the same thing.
origin: root- herb; meaning weed. suffix- ana; coming from the word nirvana, meaning a state of happiness.
i created this word to replace the overused, but not over-smoked words meaning the same thing.
lucy: "i love smoking herbana."
mary: "me too, i could smoke herbana all day."
suzie: "i wish herbana wasn't illegal."
jane: "it shouldn't be, it's a plant."
grace: "yeah, hugs not drugs just plants."
mary: "me too, i could smoke herbana all day."
suzie: "i wish herbana wasn't illegal."
jane: "it shouldn't be, it's a plant."
grace: "yeah, hugs not drugs just plants."
by herbana lover January 18, 2008
Get the herbana mug.(noun)One who holds submissive social standing as a result of antipathetic behavior, the inability to defend oneself, and/or an unwillingness to claim any significant social status.
(verb)To "baptize" one into herb-dom... See the noun, herb.
(verb)To "baptize" one into herb-dom... See the noun, herb.
i)Jimmy is such a fucking herb... I can't believe he bitched out of going to the bar tonight!
ii)Lil' Johnny boy was talking shit today, now I am going to have to rob the herb.
iii)Pete is gonna have to quit being a herb and not let people step all over him anymore.
iv)If I see that moron again, I'm gonna herb him up and down the block!
ii)Lil' Johnny boy was talking shit today, now I am going to have to rob the herb.
iii)Pete is gonna have to quit being a herb and not let people step all over him anymore.
iv)If I see that moron again, I'm gonna herb him up and down the block!
by Dee-man February 16, 2004
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The result of minor defecation while ejaculating during the act of receiving a Rusty Trombone and smearing the face of the "musician" with said feces.
Derived from the 1960's pop band Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. Contains references to both the Brass and Hispanic flavor of the band.
The result of minor defecation while ejaculating during the act of receiving a Rusty Trombone and smearing the face of the "musician" with said feces.
Derived from the 1960's pop band Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. Contains references to both the Brass and Hispanic flavor of the band.
"Damn, Dave gave me a Herb Alpert after I finished playing the rusty trombone version of "Spanish Flea" up his ass."
"Hey Herb Alpert, I see buy your face that you've been blowin' that rusty trombone again"
"Hey Herb Alpert, I see buy your face that you've been blowin' that rusty trombone again"
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