crap hatch

Descriptive term for a womans asshole

Dr. Pig Pounder is here to plunge your crap hatch.

Nothing would top this night off better than me bottoming out your crap hatch.

by Asp 22 July 23, 2011

Avra hatch

The cutest mother fucking girl in the whole world more cute than anything else in the world most people will never have an avra i just got really fucking lucky

Avra hatch is definitely more cute than alec.

by Alec campione April 15, 2020

Doggin' the Hatch

Simply put, it's tongue-punching someone's fart box. It's gettin all up in that ass like a dog licking the last bits of peanut butter out of the jar. Giving a rimjob, doin the dirty chocolate swirl, analingus.. whatever you want to call it, it's f*cking glorious.

Bro, I don't even care if she just had taco bell, I'm still doggin' the hatch tonight.

I've been lookin for a girlfriend for a while - it's been too long since I've had my hatch dogged.

by slipperymick August 10, 2016

Baby escape hatch

When a woman’s pussy is so bad, it’s good for nothing more than pushing kids out of. A blown out cunt, wrecked hole.

Jan's pussy is so fucking destroyed, it’s only good for a baby escape hatch at this point.

by BAMF613 November 15, 2018

hatchet wound

The wound formed after being struck by a hatchet.

"My hatchet wound is bleeding like a bitch."

by B.Long January 21, 2004

Hatch an egg

Take a dump, cleanse ones colon, pass waste, lay a cable, drop the kids off at the pool, pass a turd, have a chod

Ohhh mate that vindaloo has left me with nuts guts! I'm desperate to hatch an egg!! lay a cable cleanse the colon take a dump have a shit nudge the fudge drop the kids off at the pool

by Kellikellyp August 11, 2016

Dad Hatch

1. Any hatch or portal used to escape the enraged father pf the girl you are currently, or have just finished hooking up with. 2. Usually the forward most hatch on a yacht.

dad hatch take down n.
1.Spinnaker douse in which the boat jibes, but the spinnaker is left flying on the new windward side, where it collapses against the jib and it is pulled down through the forward hatch (commonly referred to as a “Mexican”)

Origin: circa 2007 derived from the words dad (of baby-talk origin) and hatch (of the middle English “haec” or “small door”). First used after a successful night of bar hoping, and an unsuccessful morning of being caught.

"When Mr. Smith caught his daughter and I, I made good use of the dad hatch and got the hell out of there!"

by The Wayward Yutes January 8, 2009