Hank

The most beautiful and intelligent and adorable person to ever walk this Earth. Their smile can light up your life, and is impossible to truly hate. They don't believe this but it's true!

Jayden: God, I love hank so much. I miss him so much.

by Jayden Schremser April 8, 2023

Clean-Hank

Absolutely banging Youtube content. simply the best around

“Oi mate, seen the new Clean-Hank video”
“I sure did lad, cure my mum of leukaemia!!!”

by rhyparography July 16, 2021

hank

Hank is the definition of someone who has all the power in the world

Hank hanked my ass

by Hanker26 October 6, 2022

Hank Hill

Extremely strong marijuana. Hank Hill is known for his extreme love of propane. Propane is EXTREME marijuana. Not to be confused with: pressure, strong, gas, purp, etc...

Bro Mark smoked that blunt of Hank Hill and stunk up the whole neighborhood

by Big Time Hank Smoker Big Young July 30, 2019

Pulling a Hank

When you aggressively pounce on a female, refusing to take no for an answer for procreation. In a similar sense to how cats fornicate.

"Hey, what is that guy doing?"
"He's horny, he's pulling a hank"

by gameman101 June 13, 2022

Hank-ziety

anxiety caused by very innocuous items such as folding tables, Amazon boxes and balloons

The folding table brought on major Hank-ziety.

by Ski3569 March 12, 2025

Hank da Tank

A big buff man who lifts the whole rack in the weight room who only thinks about putting his big freaky tank in a hoe. This man is a funny dude who you just can never tell what he’s feeling he’s just like a bear so don’t piss him off or you are gonna get tanked by Hank.

Hank Da Tank is a freak Herculeas

by Hank who is the tank November 20, 2023