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Hammered ass

Sub par. Well below average. Shitty.
That stripper has a smoking hot body but her face looks like hammered ass. I don't know what happened last night but I feel like hammed ass today.
by Dar-Man March 22, 2012
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Shaq-Hammered

The result of drinking so much alcohol that if Shaquille O'neal drank the same amount with his extra large stature even he would be wasted.
after 10 shots of Patron last night i was Shaq-Hammered and almost went home with that fat girl.
by B Mann March 2, 2009
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sledge hammer crotch

when you fuck a guy whose dick is so big it hurts like hell the next couple days.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
by redheadedslutx23 January 9, 2011
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blues hammer

I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.

When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.
Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.

Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.
by Jerk1333bc June 8, 2018
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hamberder

Like a hamburger, but served cold on a silver plate by an idiot. Not to be confused with the "hambirder" which is a Quarter Pounder served between two McChicken pattiez.
i just love wiping stormy all down with sum hamberder wrapperz.

i never got behind that thousand points of light. but 1000 hamberders. now that is worth shutting the gubmint down for.
by SweetPoTater January 15, 2019
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Black Hammer

A word commonly used to describe a black man's with an exceptionally large penis. Describes in two words what happens when a black man whips out his penis.
Thud!
When asked why he's called black hammer, "Because when I whip out my penis it hits the floor and makes a thud."
Gamer name: BlackHammer
by SlapDatHoe February 15, 2014
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hammerdasher

One who has sex and leaves immediately after, commonly known as a one-night stand, also a "hit and run" as an innuendo
"There are many species of sexual animals in this bar tonight. First there's the wall flower, then the emo-kid, followed by 'that guy' who thinks he can dance. Then there's the all night hammerdasher, watch closely as he stalks his next drunk target."
by JKrieg March 8, 2008
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