Heffer

A kid who claims to run but rarely ever does, and instead naps often. Also is poor at Statistics

Hey Heffer, did you go for a run today? No I took a nap instead!

by BarryMcCaukener December 6, 2016

huffer

Wreckage of the site that shall not be named.

"Wreckage is a total queer huffer."

by Sweet Emotion October 28, 2003

Haffi

A tall ass fuckhead with a big ass cock.
Will fuck your gf in her ass and never talk to her again.

Fuck, my girlfriend fucked haffi.

I wish I could fuck like he can.

by CheeseBiggus April 11, 2019

HefferZ84

on xbox live, the gamertag of the most awesome player ever. hint: it's me

-"dude, i wuz playin' halo 2 yestudday, an' i got kicked by hefferz84"
-"sweet"

by walrus_monger_xlgl December 27, 2004

Heffeney

When a girl is off the shits and can't remember her own name

Hi um...my name is...uhhh heffeney !

by Melonpussysquirty5 September 1, 2016

Haffee

Haffee is a word that was invented by my stupid friend. I don't really know why he invented it, because the meaning of haffee is just coffee. He's an kollegah fan and I don't know if it has something to do with his idol. He's just weird and sorry for wasting your time

My stupid ass friend : Hey dude you want a haffee?
Me : don't you mean coffee?
My stupid ass friend : No I mean haffee
Me: And why do you call it haffee?
My stupid ass friend : *giggles*

by Sw4g2y0u December 9, 2018

hoffenhiemer

To mop a dirty spot.
on hands and knees scrubing, scrubing scrubing. David saw me doing it hard.

Mom i'm going to Hoffenhiemer the kitchen

by Bob February 25, 2005