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garner

A twentysomething who abruptly becomes unnaturally conservative for their age.

The term derives from the Australian title ('Suddenly 30') for the Jennifer Garner film '13 Going On 30'.
She's become a real garner lately; don't expect to see her out on a weeknight.
by Jonomatopoeia February 28, 2008
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GLAN

(Noun)Short for GamerzLAN a gaming compound in upstate New York comprised of Computer Gamers who flock to play video games for 10 hours every Saturday. The attendees are known as GLANiacs and are loyal to their one true leader the charasmatic Karza (who is often likened to David Koresh of Waco fame) The gaming flock often showers Karza with gifts such as speakers, PC parts, and even binary clocks to show their appreciation for his guidance and constant supply of Bawls. Some argue that GLAN is a verb used to describe the act of gaming at the GamerzLAN compound.
Noun: You going to the GLAN this weekend?
Verb: Are you going to GLAN this weekend?
by Dulles September 12, 2005
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Garneth

A person who is in the interwebs on various forums and games. He's a complete douchebag because he is rude to people quite often, even though they did nothing wrong!
Liam: Hey Garneth what's up?
Garneth: Shut up retard
Liam: Garneth stahp
by RandomPerson111111111 August 26, 2013
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Give'r Gland

The gland which secretes give'r juice when asked if ones rubber arm would like to be twisted.
1 - Let's go to the Seahorse!
(give'r gland pumps)
2 - Hell ya lets fucking rock.
by Party Crew March 30, 2005
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penile gland

that fucking thing named mr. penile that lives in cocks.
Goddamn that fucking penile gland, he better start paying rent or he's out!!
by Billy the Butt Pirate August 16, 2003
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Apocrine Sweat Glands

Its basically you not showering for a long time, take a shower you dirty lil piss.

P.S Women mostly have this.
Ugh, Shes so Apocrine Sweat Glands!
I walked past him and he smelled Apocrine Sweat Glands!
by EEEEEERRRRREEEERRR January 2, 2022
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glandasm

The feeling your mouthtongue gets when you eat well on the exotic promises of salt and vinegar chips against the gross wall of disgust located in the back of your ass-mouth and makes your tonsils spit the rancid spit-semon into your face-throat
KCLinda hasnt had a glandasm in years.
by ellsworthtoohey August 7, 2011
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