glazed doughnut

After a girl passes out, spooge all over her face and let it dry. When she wakes up the next morning, she will have a glazed doughnut.

She wouldnt give me head last night so I gave her a glazed doughnut instead.

by mike February 1, 2004

microsoft glaze

A notional Microsoft product that is installed on wetware and produces that weird, hypnotic, glassy expression some sheeple get when they praise Microsoft products in the face of adversity.

I was ranting about how fgets made my code segfault on my Linux box when the secretary's Microsoft Glaze kicked in and she started praising Visual C++.

by ke6isf November 7, 2003

glaven

Shy around girls.

Eddy is the epitome of glaven.

by DaveCone November 24, 2003

glamer

A portmanteau of gamer and lame, to describe the sort of individual for whom gaming is not simply a hobby, but an unhealthy obsession. They are typically reclusive and possessing minimal social skills. They are also typically rather immature, and may base a good portion of their self-image on their performance in multiplayer games.

It's impossible for casual users to play Unreal Tournament on public servers any more because glamers have completely taken over.

It takes 200 hours to finish that RPG? Only a glamer has that much free time.

by sparkletwist August 17, 2006

glaedr

Epic win dragon from the Inheritance Cycle (Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr).

Glaedr just owned Thorn!

by DimeC March 10, 2009

Glazed Susan

When someone, normally female sucks on a males testicles.

Wil- oh man. Maria gave me a glazed Susan last night!

Jake- are they still wet?

Wil- oh yea!

by namraob February 21, 2011

glabe

A verb that refers to the act in which two grown men do nothing but rub there chest hair together, without making any skin contact. Generally, pants are worn by all parties.

Friend 1: Dude, were those guys glabing?
Friend 2: Yeah, that was a little weird...
Friend 1: A little hot...
Friend 2: Yeah, but a little weird.
Friend 1: Maybe we should glabe sometime...
Friend 2: Uhhhh, I gotta grow some chest hair first...
Friend 1: Cool.

by TheCole December 28, 2007