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Twitter Glitter

The act of marking one's significant other on Twitter through cute, flirty mentions and replies, so as to make evident to others that there is a relationship in existence. Akin to a dog peeing on a tree, this is a person glittering another.

A riff on the "glitter" technique some women use to physically mark men with glitter (wear glittery cosmetics, hug/kiss, it rubs off on him, and if he shows up to another woman--she knows there's another woman already in his life).
Lynn Twitter Glittered Edward last night with her seven @ replies. They're totally dating.
by LibrarianInBlack March 12, 2012
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gary glitter

legend in the eyes of paedophiles across the globe! vile man in my eyes i would sooner hit him in the nads with a meat tenderiser than say hi to him
"oh have u seen gary glitter?"
"yer hes havin his balls tenderised by a young welsh dude"
by niallthedragon January 16, 2009
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glitter af

when you look perfect and no one can tell you otherwise.
"I wear gold on my eyelids because i'm glitter af."
quote used from a video
by ladyblue98 June 22, 2015
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gary glitterati

1. Celebrity paedophiles

2. Celebrities know to indulge in anal sex (taking it up the gary glitter)
1. I see the police raided the BBC and arrested some gary glitterati.

2. I read in Head magazine that xxxxx xxxxxxxxxx are both gary glitterati.
by Cuksocker November 6, 2010
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Four Letter Friend Getter

Man 1: I can't believe you dropped the "Four Letter Friend Getter" in public.
Man 2: I know, but he just made me so mad!!
by DMDreamer February 23, 2011
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grocery-getter

A boring looking mini-van, station wagon or SUV used mostly to acquire groceries for the household to transport kids around town. Usually a grocery-getter vehicle is driven, unfortunatley, by a pill-popping soccer mom and/or bored housewife in a loveless marriage. Grocery-getter vehicles are generally not very sexy looking and are selected for their practical utility like transporting spoiled kids, various equipment and groceries of course.
"Her husband bought her a real grocery-getter didn't he?"

"What is up with Anne-Marie? She was zipping around in her grocery-getter all jacked up on something this morning... nearly ran me over, dammit!"

Used car sales guy: So we have a nice selection of mini-vans and station wagons over here you might like in your price range.

Woman: Those are alright I guess. Ooh, I like that silver Toyota Sienna! Can I test drive it?

Guy: Sure...a more fancy grocery-getter if you will.

Woman: Uh, yeah (rolls eyes and sighs). You know I'm not a mom and I'm not married Mr. um...

Guy: Just call me Larry.

Woman: Right. On this test drive try not to talk. You already put your foot in your mouth as it is.
by Dr. Nordoslavic January 28, 2013
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gittyfab

Something that is extremely gay; and/or something with glitter all over it.
Mike has a gittyfab poster in his room.
by Jesse Dobbie February 4, 2008
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