Fluent in French

To swear a lot.

Fuck! Sorry, scuse my French

Don't worry, I'm fluent in French

by Dr Dinho July 25, 2013

fluff-sniffer

A paedophile, either in thought or deed.

"Mummy, Mummy, that nasty man was looking at me strangely again."

"Don't worry, if that bastard fluff-sniffer comes near you again, just pepper-spray his beady eyes out."

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Fluff and fold

sex, especially a quickie one night stand, casual fuck with no commitments

I brought that guy home last night and got a fluff and fold.

by The Fluffer October 16, 2008

Fluff

An industry term for the Boeing 737 airliner. The first 737's produced seemed proportionally too wide compared to other jets of the day, and were christened Fluffs by flight and ground crews. It stands for Fat Little Ugly Fuckers, but has become an endearing term for the most popular jetliner in the world.

I flew in a brand-new Fluff from Houston to Denver, it was sweet! I think it was a 900. Then I got on a worn-out Scarebus from Denver to SFO.

by uku4u March 10, 2014

bum fluff

When an adolescent boy first grows facial hair it looks all wispy and yucky. This hair resembles the fluffy hair on some people's bums. So shave it off or you can look ridiculous. Girls really hate it. I'm a girl!

So shave it off and get a REAL beard started!

Once I was up close to my big brother's friend. He had heaps of Bum Fluff on his face which made me want to PUKE!

by fclb July 25, 2008

fluff

when girls release tinny particles of poop and smells, too small to be seen or smelt, from their pores. thus removing the need to poop or fart.

girls do not poop they fluff

by Mel_Dizzy November 13, 2011

fluff cunt

Someone who is a fat dirty looking woman who has untamed ,wild frizzy hair.
If you do not detest this person you are either insane or fucking insane.

GOrjuzANgel:holy snappin arseholes look at that fluff cunt
BOOTYtang:omfg she has a bf!

by eshays1234567 April 26, 2008