Flairy

A combination of the two words "floppy" and "hairy".

At the nursing home yesterday, I had to wash this old woman's vag and it was FLAIRY as hell!

by LnkinPrk777 May 3, 2006

solar flares

when someone with a very bright dong flashes someone else and they are temporarily blinded.

this old woman solar flared my uncle.

by the_rhino December 15, 2003

German Flare

When a fat German lights their fart on fire. For it to be a true German Flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut. They get on their back, pull their legs back to put their ass up in the air. When they fart and light it, residual grease and little stringy pieces of saurkraut must fly out and catch on fire causing the burning flare affect.

I am sure glad I had that German Flare handy while changing my flat tire last night.

by One Hung Low November 9, 2007

flarffin

Flarffin is a skundy term meaning happenin or cool. It is used by skundy kids along with other skundy slang such as dundee and nilly.

What's flarffin, bro?
Nothin, dleff, you keepin it astro?
Hell yeah captain!

by dinnington till i die! May 10, 2008

Flarghsle

To dance violently by flailing your limps, opening your mouth, and slamming your face into a bed.

Every night before bed, I always make sure I flarghsle whilst praying about how lucky I am that I can enjoy tacos from foreign countries.

by InsertStupidPseudonymHere September 3, 2011

Flar

When you have been hit in the stomach and it doesn’t actually hurt, but for some reason you can’t get any words out of your mouth.

When he punched me, I felt flar.

by Jperlz May 19, 2019

flarf

a person you do not like or someone who always ruins the fun

man that guy jason is a real FLARF

by judok September 19, 2020