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Flaming Ashton

One of the more dangerous S&M acts, this is when one (traditionally male) pours a small amount of lighter fluid, gasoline, butane, or any other flammable liquid on their sexual partner's (traditionally female) private parts, lights it on fire, and then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse in order to extinguish the fire before lasting damage is done. NOTE: The Flaming Ashton is dangerous, usually painful, and can cause permanent scarring if performed improperly.
Friend 1: "Did you hear about Roger? He had a one night stand with a really kinky girl and she had him perform a Flaming Ashton on her!"
Friend 2: "Dude is he dumb or does he just like pain? Flaming Aston's are super dangerous and should not ever be preformed by anyone."
Friend 1: "Don't be a pussy. They're both fine. Although Roger has been walking kinda funny lately..."
by compubrains27 December 6, 2009
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flaming ass

What occurs the next day after eating super hot food like 5 star tai food, habenearo pizza, etc.

What happens? You'll be sitting on the toilet, squeezing out a loaf, and you will begin to experience a excruciatingly painful burning sensation on the lining of your sphinkter. It feels like you are crapping fresh jalepenos. This pain (i.e. flaming ass) will last for at least an hour, and you'll be dreading the next time you have to take a shit.
Don't 5 star your pad tai, you'll get flaming ass!
by asswip'e October 23, 2007
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flaming knothole

This is the aftermath of consuming to many hot wings or other said hot foods.It is the day after snydrome of taking a dump and it feels like your asshole is on fire.The term can also be used to describe some fagot.
Wow those hot wings I ate last nite just gave me a flaming knothole.
by car tv February 26, 2010
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Luna Flame

Luna Flame is a synonym for The Night of Lights. The Night of Lights a Magick holiday in celebration of shiny things, stars, moons, fire, light, and glowing things. Most people put out foods including blueberries, thyme, mugwort, clove, river and ocean fish, squid, octopus, crustaceans, goat cheeses, dried meats, and blueberry and blackberry pies and dress in sleeveless cloaks, dark hoods, boots, and glowing markings. Teens (both boys and girls) into their early 20s traditionally wear copper, bronze, silver, and gold rings, earrings, necklaces, bracelets, and nose rings and people of every age draw and paint sigils and rune spells onto their arms, bellies, heads, legs, and hands using glow-in-the-dark paints

Most people light a bonfire and set small garden lights around the area, but candles, glowing trinkets, and small lights set in a circle with all the windows open and uncovered are sometimes used instead.
by Lue Ann Grim January 16, 2020
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Flaming Sombrero

Forcibly applying a condom that has been coated with hot sauce. Variations: chili powder, pepper spray, bear mace (the "Lumberjack Lighter").
My cousin told me that a Flaming Sombrero was a type of hat. Boy was he wrong.
by Maj Uso November 11, 2009
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Getting Flamed

Getting flamed is when someone in your party or a pug is trying to embaress or demean you.

When the class clown or asshole trys to embaress you in front of your peers

someone Trash talking you in front of a large audience
Dude i couldnt handle getting flamed like that.

HAHA Your ass just got flamed
by Karasx May 29, 2009
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Flame Mail

A nasty email sent to complain, ridicule, or chastise the recipient, or readers.
"I was so mad about her comments in the meeting, I sent out a flame mail to enitire office, telling her off."
by Profkingfish May 10, 2006
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