Scott-faced

Scott-faced is a state of inebriation where the person is groggy, can't stay awake, and is not aware of their own state of being. Similar to a person that has taken too much of an opiate or benzo, or consumed too much alcohol, and refuses to acknowledge this state, preferring to blame it on lack of sleep or sickness. Sometimes referred to as being scootered.

"Dude did you see John yesterday, he was so scott-faced he was drooling all over!"
"I know, he passed out mid-sentence talking to me then acted like nothing happened when I said something to him"

by Deke762 July 20, 2008

Flacid

An erect penis in this parallel universe

Man tristin looks so flacid right now!

by Popsdude July 23, 2018

shitier faced

more drunk than shit-faced

little did i know my parents got shitier faced when they went on alcoholiday

by homgen4 October 29, 2006

brown-faced

To walk by someone who is sitting down, grab their head and fart in their face

Coco was sitting in a chair watching the Super Bowl when the Moosetrain walked by and brown-faced him.

by Moosetrain December 15, 2008

Two Faced Father

An idiot male parent who demands virgin like behavior from his daughter, but wants his son to be a skirt chasing, cherry popping dog.!

Two Faced Father's dating instructions to children...
Two Faced Father to girl child> Don't let him touch you!
Two Faced Father to boy child> Get up in there son!

by rubber turtle September 23, 2010

Goose-Faced

When you are so DUC (Driving under the influence of caffeine) that you can't maintain a straight face. Often the person experiences intense bursts of energy and raging Freedom

"Why did you steal that Honda Ranger?"
"I'm Goose-Faced I don't know what to tell you"

by Doctor Supreme November 28, 2014

Sugar Faced

An alternative to getting drunken on the weekends. Where mass amounts of sugar are eaten, to the point of getting some what of a sugar high and/or getting sick. The sources vary from soda to pudding to maple syrup. A revolutionary idea started by a small group of boys from school named Heritage Christian, in Anchorage Alaska!

Ahh man lets get sugar faced! Yeah i'll go get some liters of soda!

by Marie Johnston March 30, 2008