fishing

A pointless sport that involves waiting around for hours with a hook in the water. If a fish gets caught on this hook, the fisher will either throw it back in (I do not understand the reason for injuring an innocent creature only to put it back), eating it (because apparently the taste is worth the death of a harmless creature), or stuffing it and hanging it up on the wall (because everyone loves showing off how big of a creature they can murder and who doesn't like having dead animals lying around the house?).

If you wouldn't hook a dog, why hook a fishing? Fishing hurts!

by Animals Are Not Ours To Eat, Wear, Experiment On, July 9, 2003

Fishing

The act of throwing a very expensive pole over your shoulder so that they very expensive lure tied to the very expensive line goes into the water some distance away

Trying to catch a fish

I'd go fishing with you but it's so damn expensive and with this economy.....

I'm fishing now shut the hell up and let me finish my beer.

by Stebraul1 February 4, 2010

fishing

Another way to say your smoking (weed) so parents and public dont no.

Hey, scott wanna go fishing?

by thefisherman10 June 16, 2009

bannana mango FISH! FISH! FISH!

a chant that is repeated by hybrid monkeys in the jungles of the amazon when they are eating Mamooogatoootoootoo, a special kind of fruit leaf that originates in this region.

awix says: banna mango FISH! FISH! FISH!

by a widdle piglet February 22, 2004

fishing

When a guy put his nose in a girls vigina and blows.

"Then Bob and me went fishing lats night."

by Caitlin June 17, 2004

fishing

You cast ur rod out into a group of chicks and if u get a nibble u can either throw it back into the sea or eat it for dinner.

We waked into the trendy sushi bar to do a little late night fishing.

by Petahhh June 5, 2011

Fish

An acronym for "Fuck it, Shit Happens."

You: YOLO!
Me: Fish.

by SUPA FUG DUP May 24, 2014