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poop or get off the fence

Accidental combination of two cliches. See "Shit or get off the pot" and "On the fence"

In the instance where a concerned outside party wants to encourage action on the part of a friend or family member, this sage advice is given to provide positive peer pressure to encourage an action. In some cases, no preference is given to either possible decision. In other cases, strong prejudice towards a particular path accompanies advice to "poop or get off the fence". This is in no way to be interpreted as a directive to poop on a fence.
You've been struggling with this decision for awhile now. Don't you think it's time you poop or get off the fence?
by Smileydean7 March 17, 2014
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jumping the fence

it's the moment when you are trapped in a bad situation, and you are quickly trying to get away hoping things won't get worse.

also referred to as 'jumped the fence'
NICK- Dude, i punched Elle in the boob at Josh's party!
RONNY- Did she know it was you?
NICK- No...but i've been jumping the fence ever since
by LGLG October 28, 2008
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Feacher

The female teacher who is a feminist and hates all males for the fact that they have a penis, She will also go to great lengths to make sure these students get terrible grades.
Student One: "Ms. Smith is such a feacher."
Student Two: "I know she gave me a D for having a Penis."
by CoochieKiller69 February 27, 2019
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Felchmaster

A master of felching, a top felchmerchant, who has mastered the art of felching to a high level and can now pass on the trade of felcgin to others.
'Wayne Im giving you a promotion, you are now a felchmaster u wolf balls'
by Maverick Corleone April 27, 2006
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Felching

To suck or lick one's own semen from the butthole of a partner after anal sex.
"I sucked my cum out of darrens bumhole last night"
"ooh you fucking felcher"
by Josef Salmon March 13, 2005
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noah fence

A phrase that gives the user the right and privilege to say whatever they want about the person they're talking to or anyone the two parties know, providing they say this before they begin their offensive rant. Can be substituted with, "I'm sorry, but..."
Noah fence, but you're very heavy.

or
She was all like talking bout me n shit but I said, "Girl, noah fence, but your momma called and said you're too ugly to look at. Mmm hmmm!"
by teachmehowtodougie2 June 13, 2011
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felcher

a person who, in a sick act of human nature, has anal sex with someone, ejaculates on his/her butt, and cleans up with their mouth
"dude, you fucking nasty-ass felcher"
by Billy Bob December 12, 2002
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