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father stealer

A woman or man (i don't judge) who steals your father figure and try to replace you with themselves and or their own children
You see that one Jennifer, she is a real father stealer....
by Richie234 November 20, 2017
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Father Claatmass

When one engages in a rough session of anal sex after a large meal, freshly digested faeces naturally follow their exit route, therefore painting one's penis with a lavish brown coating. You then proceed to extract the penis from the depths of one's rectum and paint your other's face with it, giving them a bomboclaat Father Christmas style beard.
Note. This can be used with Menstrual Waste to produce the Irish Red Bearded Lepraclaat .
Me and My Missus had a dirty night the other night. I ended up turning her into Father Claatmass.
by DrEvil96 December 25, 2019
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Sugar Father

A Sugar Father is a Sugar Daddy who takes care of all your financial needs in exchange for companionship.

He doesn't require sexual favors aka "sugar".
Girl, my Sugar Father only wants to sit and talk for hours, but I get whatever I want.

A Sugar Father is a Sugar Daddy who doesn't want the sugar.
by @imjustcaryn March 10, 2020
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Father of nature

when a guy can make nature in bed like squirting is a hurricane snow is cum ect
I am the father of nature I made my girl snow in bed last night
by father of nature July 7, 2020
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pounding fathers

a group of four or more, preferably older, white men all gangbang one woman; who after finishing, sign their name on her.
My boys and I pulled a pounding fathers on Cathy the other night.
by mittens5483 November 7, 2023
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father ketc

The name of a person who is a father and for some reason has Ketc at the end...? They also seem to have 94 children, all the time.

That's just weird...
Person A: "Who is that person?"
Person B: "They seem like father ketc."
by Messie Paralysis January 9, 2023
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