yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.

you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!

by nick slammer June 16, 2008

farting cockroach

Slang for moped, used to describe the sound made by a moped and other small vehicles, that seems to sound like a cockroach farting - if indeed cockroaches do fart.

*Chav drives past on moped*
Person 1: Oh look, a farting cockroach

by matrixbadger December 31, 2007

fringe

Goofy short bit of hair that comes down to your eyebrows. Also known as "bangs". The beatles started it apparently. One of them had a German girlfriend, and she cut their hair with a pudding bowl and the rest is history.

Your fringe looks oddly straight today, did you blow dry it?

by Fara April 27, 2004

cake farting

Putting your "BH" on a cake & farting. Blowing the frosting off the cake with your "BH".

BH=butthole

Leslee took off her panties & has been cake farting all up in this bitch.

by Cake boss May 11, 2014

fading

When you are sobering up after being high. Usually the most "out of it" moment because the person feels tired and very lazy.

"You listening?"
"Sorry, it's hard to keep up 'cause I'm fading"

by 4r13 November 9, 2007

Farting Glances

When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.

The group by the bar was festive, but suddenly all was quite, and everyone was looking among themselves with farting glances.

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

cummy farting cunt

A cummy farting cunt is when a guy pumps a shiela's ass full of baby batter, then she blows it out of her big fat ass hole. Nice sound effect. Also a derogatory term for a new/used car sales manager within an auto dealership by staff.

Gary goes...'did you burn that old bat on her trade?' Dave goes...'I didn't burn her... that cummy farting cunt cooked her!'

by QPump August 6, 2011