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Kiwi Farms

A controversial online forum dedicated to documenting the online activities of users/individuals who are deemed eccentric, weird, cringeworthy or unconventional; under the label "lolcows". These people end up their online behaviors closely monitored and inspected by KiwiFarms users, sometimes resulting in harassment and information exposure.

The motivation for KiwiFarms is usually entertainment, comedy and satisfaction gained from the expense of the "lolcows" they gather information on. Occasionally an lolcow will find themselves on KiwiFarms and get baited into their own thread; because of this KiwiFarms has been the target for many removal attempts, hacks or lawsuits.

It is not uncommon for KiwiFarms "lolcows" to have high levels of non-self awareness, mental disorders/disabilities, strange interests and generally outlandish/strange behavior that attracts attention from others. These are factors that make them easy targets for users on KW.
On Kiwi Farms there are threads made on strange users online which are found by the sites users, these people are quickly labelled lolcows and their threads fill up with KW users monitoring and finding entertainment in their online activities.
by ceaseanddesisst8 July 24, 2020
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Fard

A person who behaves like a chad, sometimes associated with frat
Dude that guy is so fard.
by Asthecrowflies April 7, 2019
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Avon Old Farms

The school that is good at hockey. However students who attend Avon Old Farms are not likely to suceed. Most Avon children end up sucking dick in Hartford because they can't take the fact that they chose a very bad school which ruined there life.
Jim (AOF Boy): Damn i hate my life. I can't read or write but I can skate. I hate Avon Old Farms.
Austin (Salisbury Gentleman): Ha you should have come to Salisbury. Bitches from Hotchkiss are all over me, the athletics are sick, and they actually teach us.
Dan (T-P Dude): Fuck yea. T-P is sick too. We actually manage to learn and we don't have to suck dick in Hartford. Have a good life, queer.
by Westy Girl March 31, 2009
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Perry farms

A hood where the realist niggas Jaryd, Tim Tim, Johnny, Josh, Jon and some others reside bout 3 mins from bitch ass devon green j/p the cool sometimes but they kno who the realest is.
Son you've been robbed, tiddlewinked and bamboozled you must have came from perry farms
by Dj Pounds January 26, 2005
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Jupiter Farms

Jupiter Farms is this random redneck town just north of West Palm Beach, FL. Anyone young adult who's been to West Palm Beach already realizes there is nothing but Blue Hairs and gang violence in the shittiest projects on the east coast. But, at least the scenery is somewhat appealing. If you think WPB is boring and sucky, then you haven't been to Jupiter. With the exception of I-95 and three or four main roads, the streets are mostly made of dirt and are lined with farms that consist of one or two horses and dying forestry. It smells like ass and the water supply is so contaminated that you feel dirtier after taking a shower. Lastly, the people there are possibly the dumbest in the country. One guy I met couldn't even tell me his actual job title, but said he likes to build things. Another man I met owned a crappy kayak-rental shop (it was a trailer) and said to me I could be eaten by an alligator at anytime while on the stream. Jupiter is just a shitty town, period. No one would miss it, or the people in it, if it were wiped off the map. Only live there if your inability to afford dental insurance helps you fit in with the rest of the crowd.
by Mr. Unoriginal March 31, 2009
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fard

While "retard" is not a socially acceptable term, when used, it is normally not meant to demean actual mentally handicapped people, it is usually meant to refer to "functioning" mentally handicapped people. So, "functioning retards" are also known as "fards".
The idiot my boss hired to handle the department budget is a complete fard.
by GOPfan June 7, 2011
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fardo

person you has the curious and arguably anti-social habit of falling asleep in the middle of the floor in casual meetings and/or parties. The ingestion of alcohol is not always an explanation to that sudden hybernation. The people around, if they don't try to do some frat-boy prank like pissing on the corpse, usually cover him or her with a blanket to prevent a flu. This benevolent action gives the dude or chick the look of a wrapped mummy ('fardo' in spanish).
Frat boy: That fardo is totally blocking the dance floor, let's pee on him and maybe he'll move.
by Random Boy August 12, 2005
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