failure

you

you are a failure!

by idontwanttostudyanymore December 17, 2019

Evolutionary Failure

Giant Panda

The giant panda is an evolutionary failure

by TheGeck September 20, 2021

girl failure

You probably

Friend 1: What’s a girl failure?
Friend 2: Look in a mirror

by ShaySage April 26, 2024

Cascade Failure

When you cough and then shart

Damn, that mixed kebab last night was really good. I nearly did a cascade failure.

by shittyunderpants777 November 10, 2024

dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal

I just had the biggest dump failure.

by kittttttten February 3, 2017

Failure

Even if someone tries to light a fire under your ass, take your time even if it's harder not to rush. When you try to do something on somebody else's rhythm that isn't your own, you'll never get to find yours.

Somebody trying to light a fire under somebody else's ass is trying to get them scared of failure.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

Failure

those things you call children

Failure

by Kian the Moron July 15, 2023