Explosive Diarra

A nice way to describe explosive diarrhea. Named after Lassana Diarra, never Mahamadou Diarra, or any of the other various footballers whose last name is Diarra.

Boy 1: Aw man! Pause the game I gotta' get to the toilet again!

Boy 2: Dude, you should of put that Mac 'n Cheese on for longer.

Boy 1: I know! I think I'm gunna' explode!

Boy 2: Typical symptoms of Explosive Diarra!

Boy 1: GODDAMMIT!

by explosivediarra September 25, 2010

ostrich-explosion

a larger than normal ostrich or mega-ostrich as it is commonly known, explodes and the scattered remains form several new ostriches. most commonly seen in ostriches native to Denmark.

"dude did you see that ostrich-explosion!"
"no"

by cat pajamas 98 August 5, 2008

Explosive diarrhea

When you suddenly have to shit very hard

So, umm I have explosive diarrhea the other day.

by Seksanus April 24, 2015

Explosive diarrhea

What happens when World Leaders eat Spicy food.

for example Hitler and America's war in Iraq.

by Don Jesus Landers IV July 25, 2004

Vaginal Explosion

A term used for what can sometimes be labeled as fiction. It is when a male's penis is too large for a vagina to contain. If the woman tries to orgasm the vagina will literally rip open and have a lot of random shit fly out. IE: semen,blood,water,urine,etc

Guy 1 :I rammed my dick sooooo hard into Morgan that her vag had a vaginal explosion.

Guy 2 :No way!

by O.G. God February 22, 2011

liquid explosion

The slang term for semen.

When Chris had his penis in Anne pussy he had a liquid explosion.

by Qyeeydsjafhdkha February 25, 2006

Explosive Colonoscopy

A sex move where the male attaches a lit firecracker onto the head of his penis. Then proceeds to insert his penis along with the firecracker into a woman’s anus. Thus causing the woman’s anus an colon to explode.

Brodie, last night I had to take some chick to the ER after I did the craziest Explosive Colonoscopy.

by braindead September 8, 2018