water ski enema

When a fall during water-skiing results in a strong propulsion of water up the rear end.

I suffered a water ski enema and had the runs for three days.

My brother-in-law drives the boa so fast if you fall you are guaranteed a water-ski enema.

by really dontcare October 25, 2015

Mortal Enemies

The name two describe to people who obviõusly aren't together. Nor were they even friends to begin with. Usually used to describe the relationship between two men, who are most likely two years apart and were in a band together.

Random PR Member: "They were never together. They were actually Mortal Enemies believe it or not."

Other PR Member: "Obviõusly."
Person Who's Most Definitely 'Not' Louis Tomlinson: "Yeah..Yeah obviõusly."

by obviouslymortalenemies May 25, 2021

enemaster

A abbreviation of the phrase "enema master" (see enema) this is a individual or person who has mastered the enema, such things like coffee or beer no longer effect this near inhuman hero.

"Mistress Nia tried everything, but could not get the enemaser to submit"

"Ouch! He’s taking that like a enemaster"

by White Cultist April 30, 2007

enema

A person who exceeds the limitations of the label: douche

The guy in the front row at a John Mayer concert is a douche. The guy behind him MOSHING at a John Mayer concert is an enema.

by duct_tape_wallet December 28, 2005

Party Enema

When you pour alcohol down your asshole to get drunk

Jason had his mouth stitched shut from surgery so we gave him a party enema

by lexifoxx2 October 2, 2013

Size 10 steel-toed enema

To take your size 10 steel-toed workshoe with your foot still in it and stick it up someone's butt.

How would you like a size 10 steel-toed enema?

by PeeBee February 13, 2004

cider enema

the introduction of cider to the rectum to evacuate the bowels and kill parasitic worms

have you a tried a cider enema for that yet?

by Maddog May 22, 2004