Bumlock Egg Whisk

Putting someone in a bumlock (similar to a headlock) and then whisking their rectum with the other hand.

I bent the lass over and give her the old bumlock egg whisk special

by tjs343 January 18, 2023

Dug's Egg

Scottish Slang: (Dog's Egg). A weirdo, a person with a strange/weird demeanour.

Did you hear the crap that guy was talking...He's a Dug's Egg.
Have you seen the state of the new guy in the IT department...He's as weird as a Dug's Egg.

by Dougies October 24, 2006

dirty fried egg

When you spadge on flat tits/boobies during a breakfast sex marathon.

ooooohhhhh id love to give you a dirty fried egg!!!!

by Shaggydoo19 August 2, 2017

Yorkshire Creme Egg

A roasted pigeon filled with semen

Josh: im so hungry right now
Ed: I've just finished making a Yorkshire creme egg if you want it

by 25567 November 22, 2017

shed an egg

When you are having sex with a woman and she starts her period during intercourse.

“I was banging out Susan last night, and when I pulled out she totally shed an egg on me.”

by VStone November 26, 2017

A fucking egg

What is a fucking egg you may ask? It is a term one uses as an action for when a mate does a retarded action or says something retarded.

Person 1: Did you just ram into my neighbour's door?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran
Person 2: Oh shit...

by Zombiedead3 YT October 27, 2019

Riss The Egg

A very swag egg, it has bright blue eyes and 2 mouths, it tends to give luck when wishing for 5 stars on Genshin Impact

Person 1: I'm about to wish on Genshin Impact
Person 2: Spams Images of Riss The Egg
Person 1: OMG I GOT DILUC THANKS RISS THE EGG FOR THE LUCK

by bwyafyp1 August 1, 2021