one-eyed-bed-snake

The blind organ of masculinity commonly found nestled between a gentlemans thighs that often wakes early in the morning independantly of its owner..

Gravitates towards madams dick-ditch if she should bed down with sir..

The one-eyed-bed-snake was on fine form this morning, but my wife was having none of it so I had to use my hand..

by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

eyballing me

The incorrect way to spell "eyeballing"

Eyballing me is wrong.. Eyeballing me is correct.

by Terrum August 27, 2008

puppy eyes

When an animal or person tilts their head and somehow gives the effect of adorable, big, puppy eyes. It can make people say yes since they can't resist the cuteness. Most people can do it with a little bit of makeup.

I have to give ice cream to my sister since she gave me the 'puppy eyes' look.

by Someone who defined puppy eyes December 2, 2013

Heart Eyes

The way Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart look at eachother in interviews.

Sproushart Fan: Omg look at the video from comic-con
Me: He giving her the Heart Eyes!

by BananaxQueen September 2, 2018

ocean eyes

eyes that you can’t resist falling in love with...it's a pool of love and great adventures

Look at his ocean eyes...i think Im falling in love again

by The brunette February 1, 2018

The Eyes of Ana

They’re watching.

Person 1: “i’m hungry”
Person 2: “don’t eat, the eyes of ana are always watching”

by aliensusfiend March 22, 2022

spit some beech nut in your eye

The act of putting a wad of tobacco in yer lipper and spitting a stream in another mans or womans eye

Andy here gets angry at his teacher so he puts in a nice ole wad an he "spit some beech nut in your eye" causing severe pain and blindness.

by Hanks Jr. February 22, 2014