The Baldwin Experience

When you take a friend out to eat then blast them in the face later

Hey Marsha I like you so much, I might give you the Baldwin experience later

by Mr monkee November 12, 2021

Windows Experience

An inexplicably slow and needlessly complicated experience on par with setting up an application on Windows 10.

... but the Windows Experience didn't end there. After returning back to the DMV with two forms of identification, he was then informed that he needed to a legal guardian present to sign off on his application.

by john_flubber January 25, 2021

Patient Experience

Patient Experience PX is trained to the masses. Its suppose to prevent coworkers from being dead inside and not acting bitter as f to patients. They typically use fempathy statements aka empathy statements that come across bitchy. It's called acting PX'Y

Patient Experience employees be like..

Hi Sue its great to see you! I can see that you look upset.

Sue: You dont see shit mf! Get the fuck outta with that fake PXe bs!

by Joemmack May 14, 2019

Cameron Diaz Experience

The proper term for a colonoscopy

Hey Greg hows it going? “Not great, I gotta go get my Cameron Diaz Experience done later.”

by Anonymous_012398 October 12, 2022

Pay attention to my experience

I have an untreated attention deficit disorder you fucking clown what the fuck are you talking about?

Hym "And have suffered greatly because of it. I can't just 'pay attention to my experience.' You idiot's don't understand AT ALL how ADD works, you're contradicting all of the ADD psychiatrists in trying to promote this naturalist anti-medication bullshit. You heard to me say 'similar to cocaine.' And youre malformed, inferior minds are stuck on 'cocaine bad.' 'cocaine bad. addiction bad.' 'add lazy- oh wait he created A.I. and IS BETTER INHERENTLY than me.' It's pathetic that they are letting you co-opt the psychological enterprise like this and the fact that it's directly associated with the Godkin-filth is what's truly disgusting about it because YOU KNOW the only thing they will ever care about is having dominion over the minds and wills of everyone who exists. It isn't better. You just ignore all the bad parts take credit for all the good parts. That's all it is. That's all your religion is. The entire thing is that."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

It’s All Part of the Experience

An expression used when something inherently bad happens during a gathering or event in an attempt to dismiss it as “in the grand scheme of things, it was supposed to happen”. Also often justified with “we’ll look back at this memory and laugh”

— “Did you hear Steve and Aaron jumped the fence to the school and ended up getting arrested?”
- “That sounds badass”
— “but they got arrested...?”
- “It’s All Part of the Experience shitlips”

by pissdivision March 26, 2022

Genuwinely: A Social Experiment

The funniest podcast ever hosted by 2 beautiful women who talk about One direction in the most nuanced and experienced ways.

Hey, have you seen the new Genuwinely: A Social Experiment podcast episode?

Yeah, my favorite episode is the one about Babygaters and Larry Stylinson

by Doggiewalker February 20, 2025