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Ditch-Witchin' Backhoe

Derived from "DitchWitch", the backhoe (ie. a piece of construction equipment), this term has become a popular insult in certain circles.
Man, you're a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

What a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

Now that's a ditch-witchin' backhoe if I've ever seen one!
by Ronnietyn February 1, 2009
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Dutch Hacksaw

A sexual act involving two men and one woman, whereby the woman is being penetrated at the same time in the anus and vagina. Piston-like action.
Brian and Beau high-fived while performing a dutch hacksaw on Brian's girlfriend.
by allcaps99 March 19, 2009
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Dutch Snuggin'

The horrendous, noxious odor that ensues after one lets out a fart while wearing a Snuggie (or any similar one-person blanket with sleeves).
While curled up on the couch and wrapping up in her Snuggie following a satisfying meal of beanie weenies, Amy's farts ballooned into a massive Dutch Snuggin'.
by MBJB September 21, 2009
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dutch toaster oven

to cup one's hand behind their ass and drop a silent but deadly butt vapor (fart) into their cupped hand and then carefully close their hand so as to contain the fury. then, take their fart-containing hand up under a person's nose and open the hand up and release the beast for the unsuspecting party to enjoy.
Steve wanted to impress his date so he gave her the dutch toaster oven as a surprise gift.
by Barancy Peloma October 3, 2012
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Sea ditches

A ditch in the sea.
they dont exist.
"THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS SEA DITCHES"
by Neil Sheldon October 10, 2008
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Vehicular Dutch Oven

When the driver pushes the window lock button before farting thereby fumigating the entire car.
Mike ate three 7-11 hot dogs then performed a vehicular dutch oven. We almost hurled.
by nyteacher February 22, 2011
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Dirty Dutchman

To erotically explore your partner's anus with a finger. Akin to the legend of the little Dutch boy poking his finger in the dike.
Sonja let out a squeal when Barry surprised her with a Dirty Dutchman. He was mid-knuckle deep before she knew what was happening.
by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016
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