dytch

combination of the words "dyke" and "bitch;" a manly lesbian being an asshole or a tool, an especially derogatory term for mean bull-dykes

"Hey, is that the same lesbian who cheated on you and then bailed on your brother's funeral?"
"Yeah, she's such a dytch!"

by concerned canadian September 24, 2011

Squid In A Ditch

A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.

Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"

by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019

Dutch Oven Girls

The wives of Eltsufin Brothers. Two of the biggest Narsacistic Pidorasts on earth.

Dutch oven girls make the rocking world go left :)

by CondumWing January 18, 2018

blue oven dutch

The act of getting pegged by a midget while being bent over getting a swirly. While it is rare to have such an opportunity, this is a very enjoyable time. The fight between life and death as the toilet water gives you the swirly, the sweet sensation of the midget pegging you adds up for an exhilarating finish. Leaving you asking for more.

Bro1: Dude how were you able to survive the Blue Oven Dutch?
Bro2: I’ve become one with the swirly and mastered my breathing with the pegging.

Bro1: You’re my hero bro! Hope I can a Blue Oven Dutch one day.

by Jhubie Bros September 25, 2020

Dutch Van Der Linde

Leader of the Van Der Linde Gang, and is the main antagonist in Red Dead Redemption. He likes people to have some goddamn faith and has an unhealthy obsession with "moneh"

Some quotes by Dutch Van Der Linde include:
"Have some goddamn faith"
"We just need some more money
" We need to make some more noise!"

by Snake142 February 3, 2019

jamaican dutch

An accent used by radio mc's in and around london

MC Grindah: Steves, that's not.... You need to be more Jamaican Dutch, just do it like Beats does it, like I said. Come on.

by Mark Zuckeburg February 21, 2017

ditch vision

An absolute cunt who drives Jeeps into ditches

Oh that Canadian is such a Ditch Vision

by DumbCunt273 July 4, 2017