ding-a-ling

your penis swinging back&forth.

vagina+penis+ding-a-ling=I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
remember the simpsons episode with that dude singing that ding-a-ling song
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ding dong

A vicious fight where one, or several, persons hit the floor.
Boy what happened last Saturday night at the live house when that yakuza man got hit with a bottle and lay down on the floor for a long time? What a ding dong that was, huh?
by skydog70 January 08, 2006
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ding a ling

Very manly way of saying dick or penis.
rMuD is jealous of Germ's black ding a ling.
by Germ March 14, 2003
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Ding Dong

by nunna yobizness May 29, 2003
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Ding Dong

A clueless person that has no idea on what to do during a game of any sport
by AzOOmA May 20, 2003
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ding-dang

A violent Asian drinking game first started by a group of budhist monks who were kicked out of their monastary for excessive drinking. The game is a combination of balance, coordination, and alchohol/pain tolerance. The game begins by two people drinking 5 beers. (rice wine was the original drink of choice, but it has become increasingly sparce in america.) Once the contestants have consumed the beers, they walk 5 paces apart from each other and are blindfolded. One at a time they turn around, walk back blindfolded, about 9 paces, and attempt to kick their opponent in the head. If they hit, they drink a beer. then they go back to the starting point and wait for the other mans turn. the game ends when on person gets a kick to the head that he cannot get up from. The winner then ripps of his blindfold challenges someone else.
You: This is gonna be the last time you insult my momma, Xia-Xoh. The shit be on now!
Xia-Xoh: You wanna take this outside?
You: No. I want to stay in here and play Ding-Dang!
The bar goes silent
by cap'n zack August 27, 2006
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Ding-a-ling

The big black thing between your legs nigga, white people don't got them, they got pee-pees.
Leroy got the biggest ding-a-ling in my hood.
by Anonymous August 09, 2003
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